This is an archive of e-mail sent out from The Home Office - official communications. Separated by sailing.

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2020

[February 20, 2020] Land Concert Info; RPG Game Exchange Event; An Invitation from Drew; Sponsor Shout-outs

Santo Domingo Land Concert

Our annual Land Concert is one of the most fun—and certainly one of the biggest—events we throw each year. This year, it will be held in Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic.

Want some info about it? Because here's some info about it!

The concert will take place in the Plaza de España, which is just a brief walk from the cruise terminal—and it’s large enough for everyone to hang out in historic fashion. The map above indicates (in somewhat cartoony but relatively clear fashion) the basic path from the ship to the Plaza, as well as the general event layout.

The Plaza will be closed off in the morning and early afternoon for setup and sound checks. “Doors” will open at 4 pm, and performances will run from 5 pm to approximately 11 pm. Also, we'll be taking the official Group Photo just before the concert begins, so make sure you're around for that.

Important notes:

  • Your JoCo Cruise 2020 badge & lanyard will serve as your access pass into the concert area. Please be sure to bring them.
  • The walk from the cruiseport door to the plaza entrance is, depending on your walking speed, approximately 8-10 minutes. (For any 2019 Sea Monkeys, It's roughly as far as the walk to the San Juan Land Concert, perhaps a little less.)
    • While the walkway is mostly flat, there are some stairs, inclines and cobblestones as you approach the main entrance of the Plaza. There will be ramps and curb cuts along along the way, but please note that this historical area was not built with accessibility in mind, and may present challenges.
    • Transportation will be provided between the cruiseport and the Plaza for those with mobility issues from 3:45 pm until 12 midnight. (Plaza pick-up and drop-off will be at the “Museum” end of the Plaza per the picture above; passengers will not have to navigate any stairs for arrival/departure.)
  • This will be a “stand-up/sit-down” music festival—as with our previous Land Concerts, the area by the stage will be for standing, but there will be plenty of seating further back. There will be several sections reserved for accessible seating (one near the stage, one further back); they do not require any pre-approval or other process.
  • We’ve arranged to have food trucks with local cuisine available for purchase on-site, starting at 4 pm. Bars will also be set up in the Plaza so you won’t need to choose between seeing the concert and enjoying a tasty beverage. The food and beverages in the plaza will be sold via tickets, which will be available for purchase on site via $US cash, Visa or Mastercard.
  • There are also numerous bars and restaurants along the plaza and in the nearby neighborhood. Most Santo Domingo restaurants, bars and stores accept credit cards and $US cash, but change will likely be given in Dominican pesos.
  • IN THE EVENT OF INCLEMENT WEATHER, we will notify all passengers as to any schedule and/or location changes for the Land Concert via our newsletter and/or shipboard announcements. (And YES, we have a rain contingency for 2020, heh heh *crying emoji*)
  • While it WILL NOT RAIN THAT DAY, this being the Caribbean, you should prepare for the occasional rain shower in any of our ports of call, so pack and dress accordingly.

It's gonna look exactly like this, except with a stage and lights and musicians performing and food and drinks and a bunch of happy Sea Monkeys and stuff.

RPG Game Exchange Event

A message from Jenn Ellis and our awesome Tabletop Team…

This year we're doing our “large RPG event” in two different time slots (yay for early birds!), as well using as a variety of different RPGs in addition to D&D. We're calling this our RPG Game Exchange. First off: we need people to sign up to host a game. You can run any RPG, but to make your life easy we've selected five different RPGs with a variety of themes and complexity, for which we'll provide all the materials available for you and your players to run. Many require no advance prep at all.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cI9nLc5kHYrgLfUTIeo2DDpYgRmMPyOD/view

If you're interested in hosting an RPG for this event, sign up to host here. Player signups will take place on board.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeH4v8_Lnn8XYHIUYzXfZJSnp6yYakmqzzHLeZ6U7-BvfzHBg/viewform

And now, a brief word from Management partner Drew (FKA Scarface)…

A Heading Whereunder Drew Invites You to a Dress Party

Webster's Dictionary defines a dress as “an outer garment (as for a woman or girl) usually consisting of a one-piece bodice and skirt.”
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dress

Well, listen here, Noah Webster, maybe it's because you've been dead for like 177 years, but have I got news for you: dresses are comfortable, period; gender is a social construct, duh—google Jaden Smith for once in your death. And also, what was Alexander Hamilton really like? Was he like…cute?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Webster
https://www.google.com/search?q=jaden+smith+in+a+dress

Anyhow, Sea Monkeys: hear ye, hear ye. For the last ten years I’ve hosted a party like this to celebrate my birthday in May. This year, on the fifth day of the cruise, there will be a Dress Party on the Sea View Pool deck. Paul says I'm not allowed to say that dresses are required, so I will say that dresses are “vehemently preferred by Drew.” Now, bear with me: the concept for the party is that you wear a dress to it (no other adornments required, but but also you do you; I mean it's a party) and then you have a good time and you compliment everyone in their dresses and you kind of squeal when you see your friends come up to you and are all like oh my god you look SO beauuuuutifulll! To be clear, the theme of the party is simply “a celebration of wearing dresses.“ Everyone is welcome, as are everyone's interpretations of the theme.

Look, I’m wearing flower ears and a dress. I hope you come to my party!

TL;DR: You. In a dress. Day 5. The party starts at 9:30 pm on the Sea View Deck (9 aft), and it'll segue right into DJ Riz's dance party. Pack a dress, wear it to the party, and I will see you there. I, for one, will be wearing my dress all day.

Reminders

  • Please bring any photos you'd like to add to the Memory Wall we'll have on board this year, as discussed in last week's email.
  • Don't forget to go through Online Check-in on the HAL website. https://book2.hollandamerica.com/olci-iu/#/findBooking
  • And since it's time that many of you may start packing (and that some of you are already packed!): don't forget to pack your passports/travel identification!

Sponsor Shout-outs

  • Warmest thanks to Campfire—revolutionary writing software that helps authors design their stories with beautiful and intuitive tools.
  • Additional thanks and admiration to Worldbuilders—founded by Pat Rothfuss, Worldbuilders is a 501©(3) nonprofit uniting the geek community to raise money for established charities helping people pull themselves out of poverty.

Sixteen days!

THO.


[February 10, 2020] Coronavirus Update

In preparation for our upcoming voyage, we’re sharing the latest updates regarding the current coronavirus outbreak in Asia, the response from the cruise industry, and specific protocols enacted at our embarkation port and ports of call.

Below is a summary of the most salient points for JoCo Cruise guests:

  • All Holland America Line ships are enacting special industry protocols for addressing coronavirus (including additional onboard environmental disinfection measures).
  • Guests who have visited or transited via airports in China, including Hong Kong and Macau, in the 14 days prior to JoCo Cruise (i.e., Feb 22 or later) will be denied boarding.
  • Guests who have visited or transited via airports in China, including Hong Kong and Macau, in the 20 days prior to JoCo Cruise (i.e., Feb 16 or later) will not be allowed to disembark the ship at any port in the Bahamas, including Half Moon Cay.

If the above restrictions will directly affect your travel plans, please contact us.

We’ll continue to keep a close eye on the situation, and will send an update should there be any material developments. As ever, the health, safety, and well-being of our Sea Monkeys is of paramount importance to us, and we look forward to having an amazing and healthy JoCo Cruise 2020.

For more information, please see this full statement from CLIA, the Cruise Lines International Association, of which Holland America Line is a member. Additional details can also be found in Holland America’s February 10th health advisory letter (subject to future updates).

HAL Advisory: Link (.pdf), PDF or plain text

CLIA Advisory: Link, PDF or plain text

THO


[February 6, 2020] 2020 Tabletop Game Library; Twit-arr; Time Change

The 2020 JoCo Cruise Tabletop Game Library

Hey, look: our 2020 Tabletop Game Library list is available online now! Our game library, located in the Upper Main Dining Room (Deck 3), contains literally over a ton of games, all available throughout the week (after it opens at 5 pm on Day 1); it's self-serve, using an old fashioned card checkin/checkout system. The list includes all the games in the JoCo Cruise Permanent Collection—plus, its a place to list any games you are bringing that you plan to loan to the library for the week. Use this list to add any games you are bringing, or add a game to the wish list you'd love for someone to bring.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/169MQegnyN_uG93Hzo8ozaBpCSFQLmWpgRCpInReGEYc/edit#gid=1344145710

Please note: we CANNOT except any games on board to add to the permanent collection. Every game we load on the boat goes through INTENSE paperwork and importing inspection, and we can have ZERO more games than we loaded in. If you loan a game to the library this year, please reclaim it at the end of the week.

Twit-arr

Back in the early days of JoCo Cruise, a group of enterprising Sea Monkeys, lamenting the loss of ready and inexpensive access to social media while at sea, created an onboard social network called Twit-arr. It continues to this day as an onboard email/forum/social media server that runs on the ship's wifi network but does NOT require an Internet connection. It's accessible via any computer or mobile device, and free to use.

While The Home Office doesn't produce Twit-arr or provide tech support for it—it's maintained and updated voluntarily by a stalwart group of your fellow Sea Monkeys—we help facilitate its setup.

Please have a look at this overview of this year's edition of Twit-arr. Next week, all 2020 Sea Monkeys with JoCo Cruise User Accounts will be emailed a unique Twit-arr registration code, which you can use to create a Twit-arr account once on board. (Everyone must create a new Twit-arr account for 2020, even if they've had one previously). Sea Monkeys may also visit the JoCo Cruise Info Desk (in the Atrium on Deck 1) to receive a registration code in person. Last year there were pretty long Info Desk lines on Day 1, so your quickest, easiest option will be use the code you receive online. Finally, the Twit-arr team will have a support desk in the Atrium on Day 1 to assist with any potential technical questions or issues.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1flbQyMEye1fwqIS1s692tqbHglV70Sex/view

If anyone in your booking doesn't currently have a JoCo Cruise User Account and wants one (so that they can be emailed a registration code and don't have to wait in line for one), you can invite them to create one.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#how-do-i-invite-a-cabin-mate-to-the

Time Zones and DST

All scheduled JoCo Cruise events will take place on Ship Time—that is, the time set by the captain on the official ship's clocks. Ship Time generally matches the local time of the various ports of call; this can sometimes get tricky when the cruise passes through different time zones. (Just ask Principal Sabourin!) So here's the official word on how Ship Time will work this year:

  • At 2 am on Sun. Mar. 8 (Day 2 of the cruise—or, if you're a night owl, very very late the night of Day 1), Ship Time will move forward to 3 am, as Daylight Saving Time begins.
  • THAT'S IT!

(While the Dominican Republic is in the Atlantic Time Zone, it does not observe Daylight Saving Time, so no more clock adjustments are required.)

Reminders

  • Don't forget to bring any photos you'd like to add to the Memory Wall we'll have on board this year, as discussed in last week's email.
  • As also previously noted, don't forget to go through Online Check-in on the HAL website. https://book2.hollandamerica.com/olci-iu/#/findBooking

Sponsor Shout-out: Big Mountain Coffee & Anomia Press

Special thanks this week to Big Mountain Coffee, purveyor of unparalleled organic beans; and to Anomia Press, creator of the brain-bending category game Anomia, for providing premium prizes and swag bag bounty!

30 days!

THO.


[January 31, 2020] Lineup Additions; Memory Wall; Inclusive Restrooms; Sponsor Shout-out

Lineup Additions!

A couple friends are joining the lineup—one “old,” and one “new.” JoCo Cruise 2020 will now be graced with the presence of:

As usual, see our website for our complete lineup.
https://jococruise.com/guests/

JoCo Cruise Memory Wall

To mark our tenth JoCo Cruise sailing, this year on the Nieuw Amsterdam we’re setting up a Memory Wall. We’ll provide the wall (with areas for each year since our inaugural sailing in 2011) and the pushpins; you provide the photos and ephemera! If you’ve got images and/or items from one or more of the JoCo Cruises you’ve participated in, please bring them along and add them to the physical manifestation of our collective memory. (The wall is pretty big, but not infinite, so please scale your contributions accordingly.)

We won't be “cataloging” contributions, so be sure that, worst case, you'll be okay with not getting back any of your photos/contributions. We also cannot mail anyone's items back to them post-cruise; if you want your “stuff” back, it's up to you to collect it at the end of the week.

Gender-Inclusive Restrooms

This year, we will be designating approximately half of the Nieuw Amsterdam's restrooms as Gender-Inclusive. Gender-Inclusive restrooms will be open to users of any gender identity or expression; they will be labeled as such on the door, with icons indicating the type(s) of facilities within (stalls and/or urinals), and will also have a map to all other nearby gender-specific and gender-inclusive restrooms. We'll also provide a map of all restroom types in the “Blue Book” introductory handbook you receive during check-in at the terminal. We've done our best to distribute the restrooms such that, while on any “public area” deck (Decks 1-3 and 9-11), everyone is at most a half-ship length and/or one deck up or down from their preferred restroom type.

Adequately accommodating the needs of of all our guests is very important important to us. We will be collecting feedback regarding this new program during our post-cruise survey.

Reminders

A couple quick reminders:

  • Take some time to go through HAL's Online Check-in process for JoCo Cruise. First names, last names, and gender must match your passport exactly, or you may have trouble boarding the ship. Updates can take HAL up to 3-4 weeks, so if any of the names on your booking are incorrect, please email booking@jococruise.com ASAP. https://book2.hollandamerica.com/olci-iu/#/findBooking
  • Got your passports/travel documents all squared away? Good.

Sponsor Shout-out: Off-Kilter Kilts and Ultra PRO

A few more brief words regarding a couple of our JoCo Cruise sponsors…

  • Special thanks to Off Kilter Kilts, who designed JoCo Cruise's very own registered tartan, “The Kraken.” Visit offkilterkilts.com for a startling array of apparel options.
  • Thank you to Ultra PRO, makers of everything you need to preserve, protect, and make the most of your comics, game cards, and more.

36 days!

THO.


[January 24, 2020] 2020 "Last Chance" Cabin Sale

<Editor’s note: Please note that this email was sent to folx not currently booked for JoCo Cruise 2020.

2020 – Very Last Chance for Cabins!

It's January. Beautiful, warm summer weather seems merely a distant dream right now, and feels like it'll never get here. So if summer won't come to you, why not go to where the summer is? Join JoCo Cruise in the Caribbean on March 7th!
https://jococruise.com/overview/

JoCo Cruise 2020 has been sold out for a while now—but today, we're releasing a small handful of “operational cabins” (held back for crew and internal use but no longer needed) for sale RIGHT NOW.
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

Reminder of Cool Stuff Happening on JoCo Cruise 2020 (in Case You Didn't Know or Forgot):

  • Stops in Half Moon Cay (HAL's private Bahamian beach paradise), Santo Domingo and Grand Turk
  • Huge music festival event in Santo Domingo
  • Literally over a ton of tabletop games in our Game Library
  • A console gaming center and a full old-school arcade
  • Musicians, comedians, writers, crafting, gaming, panels, singalongs, fruity drinks, and the most amazing community on the waves

So if you wanted one more shot at joining us in 2020, this is it. These cabins will only be on sale for ONE WEEK*, through Friday, January 31st (or until they're sold out, whichever comes first).

We hope you're able to join us!

THO.

*”It's been…“


[January 23, 2020] New Monkey Handbook; Online Check-in; Twogether Studios Shout-out

New Monkey Handbook

We know that it can be overwhelming if you're brand new to JoCo Cruise. As such, our friend and longtime Sea Monkey Nicole Dieker helped us develop the JoCo Cruise New Monkey Handbook. This digital guide is designed to give a new person a reasonable overview of how a JoCo Cruise generally works, and especially to provide help and tips for finding new friends and feeling at home on the high seas. It's not intended to be an exhaustive guide to every small facet of the event, but any new Sea Monkey would be well served to give it a read. (Could be useful for experienced Sea Monkeys, too!)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T4Zppg5JNShAL6YiI1HORk8yPkyUbo-k4lsjeC77iSw/edit

It even features a “JoCo Cruise Bingo” sheet, if you care to “game-ify” things. YAHTZEE!*

Use the above link to check it out; you also can download the Handbook in various formats (Word doc, PDF, etc.) for loading onto your own device, or—dare we say it?—printing out a physical copy to have with you onboard.

*We're not down with all the newest games. Is this how it goes?

Online Check-in

We'll mention this again, likely several times, but nonetheless…since we are officially within 45 days of departure (!), you can now go through HAL's Online Check-in process for JoCo Cruise. This process MUST be completed no fewer than three days before departure—otherwise you will have to check in MANUALLY at the terminal, which takes EXTRA TIME and that's NO FUN, you wanna get ON BOARD ALREADY, the ship is RIGHT OVER THERE!

Here is the online check in link. You can find more detailed instructions for the whole online check in process in our FAQ.
https://book2.hollandamerica.com/olci-iu/#/findBooking
https://jococruise.com/faq/#how-do-i-check-in-online-for-my-cruise

When checking in, please double-check that everyone is listed correctly:

  1. Your and other guests in your booking's names match your/their travel documents
  2. Your and other guests in your booking's country of citizenship, gender and birthdate match your/their travel documents
  3. All the guests in your booking are listed—our guest listing for your booking shows the following name(s): <names>
  4. If anything is incorrect, please write to us at booking@jococruise.com right away
  5. If there are no errors, please do not write to us

You'll need the following data to start online check in:

  1. Your HAL Booking Number: XXXXXX
  2. Your Last Name

P.S. If you don't have your HAL Booking Number and you booked recently, fret not, we will forward it to you as soon as we receive it from HAL.

Shout-out - Twogether Studios

Special thanks this week to Twogether Studios, makers of Illimat, Action Cats, and the brand new The Adventure Zone: Bureau of Balance. And especially special thanks to Jenn Ellis, who curates and manages our Tabletop Game Library, Cardboard Concierge helper team, and tabletop programming.
https://www.twogetherstudios.com/

44 days!

THO.


[January 16, 2020] ShutterMonkeys; Karaoke; Reminders and Shout-outs

Hi again, Sea Monkeys! Last week, the Home Office went on our “site inspection” cruise. This is where we sail on the Nieuw Amsterdam, meet with all the ship's various departments and go over JoCo Cruise's logistics and needs with them. While we were there, to make sure things were up to the high standards of our Sea Monkeys, we also made sure to sample a number of the fruity and frozen drinks. And the ice cream. And the fajita bar. And the pasta. And the salad bar. And a steak. And okay, maybe one more scoop of ice cream. And…

Did you know that the Nieuw Amsterdam has a dedicated, made-to-order pizza kitchen on the back deck? It does! And because we love you very much, we've made special arrangements to have it remain open 24 hours! Be sure to drop by New York Pizza during the week, day or night. And new cruisers, if you hear any veteran Sea Monkeys refer to it as “Sorrento's,” ask them why to hear an amusing story.

Wanna Be a ShutterMonkey?

The ShutterMonkeys are a group of Photography Volunteers that roam the ship taking awesome pictures of EVERYTHING. Concerts, events, other Sea Monkeys, the ship, ports and beaches, the works! After the cruise, we’ll gather all the photos, sort through them, and Post them online, which will be digitally distributed to every attendee FOR FREE.

Prerequisites for being a Shutter Monkey:

  • Have a good camera (preferably a DSLR or Mirrorless high end camera)
  • Have a keen eye for action and people photography
  • Love to take pictures of people having fun (and having fun while doing it)
  • Have previously sailed on a JoCo Cruise (we don’t want your first cruise to be spent working!)

If you are interested in becoming a ShutterMonkey, please e-mail Steve Petrucelli at spetrucelli@gmail.com to sign up!

Karaoke Song List

As usual, there will be karaoke events on board this year. And we're once again using the massive song library of our friend Joel Stitzel (thanks, Joel!), and the events will once again be hosted by Sea Monkey Randy Parcel (hi again, Randy!).
http://www.infernalsingalongmachine.com/

We will have several physical copies of the complete list available, it's a BIG book—25,376 songs' worth!—so we're also making it available for you to download. If you're interested in doing karaoke this year, we strongly recommend you grab the song list now.

You can connect to and copy this Google Sheet version of the list. You can also go to “File - Download As” to download it in various formats (PDF, Excel file, etc.).
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dFxwX3V9oBgh42Wd-B7DeM-Nxj5l_qxJzS1WVA_l3WA/edit#gid=1583154030

And now, a series of reminders:

Special Requirements Form Reminder

If you have any special health requirements while on board—e.g., mobility, respiratory or allergy needs, medication storage, needle disposal, etc.—please make sure you fill out HAL's Special Requirements Form online before sailing. (Have your HAL booking number handy when doing so.)
https://book.hollandamerica.com/specialServices/login.action

If you are pregnant, HAL requires you to submit a physician's letter stating the expected due date, your medical fitness to travel, and that the pregnancy is not high risk. Please email that letter directly to HAL Guest Accessibility at Halw_access@hollandamerica.com. (Please don't email this letter to JoCo Cruise.)

NOTE: For those requiring CPAP machines, the ship has ordered plenty of extension cords (because there are no US-style plugs next to the stateroom beds), so you shouldn't need to pack one. And please note when filling out your Special Requirements Form if you will need distilled water, so that the ship will have an adequate supply for everyone.

HAL Mariner Number Reminder

Reminder to all of you who are members of HAL's Mariner Society: January 20th is the deadline to fill out out our Mariner Society Number Form (for yourself and/or anyone else in your booking) if you want to earn credit for our sailing and to qualify for special discounts and amenities. After that date, you'll need to call HAL directly.
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/mariner-society.html https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-mariner-number/

If filling out for someone else, please make sure you have their accurate name, email address and HAL Mariner Number.

Please note that, while your HAL Mariner Society amenities/benefits will apply on JoCo Cruise (applicable discounts in the shops, etc.), there will be no Mariner Society events (exclusive cocktail party, etc.) that week.

Passport Reminder

We know we've beat this drum a lot, but it bears repeating. You still have time to get or renew your passport (and/or passport card), if necessary—though at this point you will probably need to get it expedited to be sure to receive it in time. You can research different options online for expediting the passport process; but either way, don't delay.

While certain other forms of identification are acceptable for boarding—a passport card, a state-issued Enhanced Driver’s License (EDL), and some other approved documents—a valid passport or passport card will be the surest way to avoid any issues that may complicate your boarding process. Please see the “Identification Requirements” section of HAL's Know Before You Go page for complete information regarding identification requirements for US citizens, non-US citizens, and children.
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/faq/know-before-you-go.html

Sponsor Shout-outs

As we approach sailing, we'll be recognizing our sponsors, who do cool stuff for us. Starting with…

  • Special thanks to Greater Than Games, makers of a ridiculously large number of fantastic games, including the Sentinels of the Multiverse series and Spirit Island. They also provide us extensive logistical support from their facilities in St. Louis, where pretty much every physical item we load onto the ship has been received, counted, repacked and loaded onto pallets.
    https://greaterthangames.com/
  • Similarly-special thanks to Fiona's Fineries, makers of fine, handmade Medieval style clothing, and whose Christine Fellows oversees our Crafting Room and makes it such a great experience.
    https://www.fionasfineries.com/

51 days!

THO.


[December 20, 2019] New JoCo Cruise Forums—for Finding Roommates and General Discussion

Looking for Roommates? Check Out Our New Forums

Our Programming Monkeys have been tinkering around under the hood for a while, and we've got a brand new feature available: JoCo Cruise Discussion Forums!
https://forums.jococruise.com/

If you either have a booking (for either 2020 or 2021) and are seeking roommates to join you, or are seeking to join an existing booking, we encourage you to post your search here! These forums will be replacing our “Roommate Seekers listserv” for these purposes. (We'll keep the listserv running until we've confirmed that all still-open posts have migrated to the new forums, after which point we'll be phasing it out.)

The space is also designed to be a spot where Sea Monkeys past, present and future can hang out and chat about all things JoCo-Cruise-ical. Hop on in and post some content! (NOTE: these forums are not intended to replace or supplant the existing Facebook Sea Monkey groups; rather, they are offered as an additional space, particularly for those who choose or prefer not to use Facebook.)

Head on over to https://forums.jococruise.com to join up. If you're new to using forums, be sure to check out the message you receive from ”@discobot“ when you join; it will take you through a tutorial of using and navigating the forums. And tell your friends—these forums are open to everyone! (Particularly anyone who's looking to join an existing booking.)

IMPORTANT: if you're seeking roommates, be sure to read the pinned “Seeking roommates? READ THIS FIRST” topic for general formatting guidelines before you post anything. This will make things easier both for you and the people seeking such listings.

Finally: the JoCo Cruise Forums are hosted by discourse.org and sponsored by JoCo Cruise, but run by the Sea Monkeys themselves. The Home Office are not responsible for any content found in the forums, and we request that all participants abide by the JoCo Cruise Code of Conduct when posting. While we are providing these forums as a resource, JoCo Cruise does not provide any direct assistance to people seeking roommates.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#the-joco-cruise-code-of-conduct

78 days!

THO.


[December 16, 2019] Merch Store: Umm...Have You Seen Our Keys?

ALERT: Merch Store Open 48 Extra Hours 'cause Paul Lost the Damn Keys

The JoCo Cruise 2020 Online Merch Store was supposed to close for good tonight. But while we were getting things ready this afternoon, Paul slapped his pants pockets and got a pained expression. Despite his repeated protestations of “not my fault” and attempts to blame it on the Inventory Monkeys messing with his stuff, the keys to the front door are missing. (Yes, we looked under the couch cushions; that's the first place we looked.)
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/shop/merch/index/

Thanks to the busy Holiday Season, it's gonna take us two full days to get new keys cut. So for the time being, we must remain open and keep the store staffed 24/7. (Paul gets the first overnight shift.)

But this is, we promise, your very last chance to buy JoCo Cruise 2020 merch at their lowest available prices! The merch store will only stay open through Wednesday, December 18th. (Also, we secretly think it may have indeed been the Inventory Monkeys, but we won't tell Paul that because it's too much fun to watch him get all mad and defensive.)

Side note: the challenge coins were errantly marked as “sold out” for the past day or two, but they are in fact still available. So if you wanted one and thought they were gone, you've still got the chance to grab one. (Or several.)

82 days!

THO.


[December 13, 2019] Online Merch Store - Last Chance; 2020 SOLD OUT; Your HAL Mariner Number; Other Things

JoCo Cruise 2020 is SOLD OUT!

At this point, JoCo Cruise is officially sold out. Thank each and every one of you for being a part of our crazy little yearly boat trip!

PLEASE NOTE: while 2020 cabins are no longer available for public sale, some may still come available (due to cancellations, etc.). So if you have friends or family still interested in attending, it's still worth their while to join our 2020 Wait List.
https://jococruise.com/2020-wait-list/

Additionally, if you either have a booking and are still looking for roommates, or know someone who is looking to join an existing booking as a roommate, please see our “roommates” FAQ item for available roommate-finding options.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#where-can-i-go-to-find-roommates

Online Merch Store Closes Dec. 16th

One more reminder that the JoCo Cruise 2021 Online Merch Store closes in just a few days, on December 16th. This will be your last chance to get the best price on this year's t-shirts, poster, hoodies, lapel pins, challenge coins, luggage tags and playmats. If you want to purchase them onboard, they'll be sold in the ship's store with an associated price markup. And we may well sell out of some/many items! Finally, once the cruise is over, that's it! The 2020 online store won't re-open again post-cruise.
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/shop/merch/index/

Helper Monkey Signups

We could still use some more folks willing to be Helper Monkeys—that is, to volunteer some time while onboard to help monitor events, staff the Info Desk, sell artist merch at shows, and other tasks. Please check out our Helper Monkeys page to see all the different ways you can help out onboard. Once you've looked over the options, if you're interested in joining the ranks, you can fill out our Helper Monkey Submission Form.
https://jococruise.com/helper-monkeys/
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-helper-monkey-submission/

Internet on the Nieuw Amsterdam

Here's the latest word we've got from HAL regarding available Internet packages for JoCo Cruise 2020:

While on board, you can purchase daily Internet access at three different connection speeds:

  • Social: $14.99/day
  • Surf: $24.99/day
  • Premium: $29.99/day

You can also purchase a “full voyage” (7 day) plan while on board for the following rates:

  • Social: $55.99
  • Surf: $79.99
  • Premium: $139.99

Finally, you can purchase the above Premium “full voyage” (7-day) plan online pre-cruise via the HAL website for $111.99—a 20% savings vs. buying it on board. (Log into your booking; “Internet” is available under “Cruise Activities - Gifts and Indulgences”.)
https://book2.hollandamerica.com/secondaryFlow/login

While Internet speeds and reliability onboard JoCo Cruise have improved greatly in recent years—the Premium package apparently supports streaming—bear in mind that speeds will likely be slower than you're used to on land. Internet connection will also be available in Santo Domingo and Grand Turk, either free or for a nominal fee, at many local restaurants, shops and other areas. Again, your mileage may vary.

Your HAL Mariner Number

As some of our experienced cruisers may already know, Holland America's Mariner Society is a rewards program that allows you to earn credit towards amenities and benefits on future HAL cruises. (A sort of “frequent sailor program,” if you will.)
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/mariner-society.html

If you or anyone in your booking has a HAL Mariner Society Number and you'd like to “attach” it to your JoCo Cruise booking so that you can earn credits from your JoCo Cruise sailing, you can do so by filling out our Mariner Society Number Form between now and January 20. (You'll need to be logged in to your User Account to use the form.) If you don't you'll need to call HAL directly, and who wants to talk on a phone if they don't have to?
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-mariner-number/

You can fill out the form for yourself and/or anyone else in your booking. If filling out for someone else, please make sure you have their accurate name, email address and HAL Mariner Number.

Please note that some HAL Mariner Society amenities/benefits may not be applicable on full ship charters, including JoCo Cruise. But if you take other HAL cruises, it's a great way to earn some neat gifts, cool discounts, free dinners, etc.

FINAL Reminders and Deadlines

The below items (all of which can also be found in your User Account under “Helpful Links”); have a deadline of December 16th:

85 days!

THO.


[December 5, 2019] Lineup Additions; Donation Matching; Accessibility; Helper Monkey Signups and Other Reminders

Happy National Digestion Week, everyone. As we lurch headlong into the heart of the holiday season, here's some stuff to remind you that in a few short months we'll be headed for smooth seas and sandy beaches and frozen drinks…

Lineup Additions

The JoCo Cruise 2020 lineup has gotten this much awesomer [holds hands very far apart] thanks to the addition of the following new performers and guests:

We can also now confirm the following podcasts will also be recording live on JoCo Cruise 2020:

You can, as always, view our complete current lineup on our website.
https://jococruise.com/guests/

Helper Monkey Signups

We could still use some more folks willing to be Helper Monkeys—that is, to volunteer some time while onboard to help monitor events, staff the Info Desk, sell artist merch at shows, and other tasks. Please check out our Helper Monkeys page to see all the different ways you can help out onboard. Once you've looked over the options, if you're interested in joining the ranks, you can fill out our Helper Monkey Volunteer Form.
https://jococruise.com/helper-monkeys/
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-helper-monkey-submission/

Donation Matching

Between now and December 13th, The Conservation Fund's board will be matching all individual donations, including those for our JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap campaign (up to $150k). We encourage all Sea Monkeys to join us and donate to the Fund to offset the environmental impact generated by personal travel to and from the cruise. 100% of all donations go directly to The Conservation Fund.
https://tcf-businesspartnerships.everydayhero.com/us/joco-cruise-2020

As a reminder, our site has a page detailing the full JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap and our ongoing efforts to reduce our carbon footprint.
https://jococruise.com/carbon/

Accessibility

If you have any medical, accessibility, dietary or other special requirements, please note that we've assembled an Accessibility page on our website compiling necessary and useful information and resources for folks who need or wish to avail themselves of the ship’s accessibility features and practices. This includes the JoCo Cruise 2020 Accessibility Guide, a handy map that indicates the Nieuw Amsterdam's accessible restrooms and accessibility routes. There's also a link to HAL's own thorough FAQ regarding accessibility, as well as to HAL's Special Requirements Information (SRI) form, which should be filled out by any guest with medical, accessibility, dietary or any other special requirements.
https://jococruise.com/accessibility/
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CGH7Lzr7cA0ecoT8944eYCybJWNWcGGS/view
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/accessibility.html
https://book.hollandamerica.com/specialServices/login.action

Only Three Cabins Left

As of the time of this writing, there are all of THREE cabins remaining to book for JoCo Cruise 2020. If you have any friends or family who are still considering coming along this year…well, you know: tick, tick, tick…
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

Reminders and Deadlines

Our ongoing list of reminders and links (all of which can also be found in your User Account under “Helpful Links”); the deadline for all items below is December 16th:

93 days!

THO.


[November 21, 2019] Dinner Seatings - Correction

Dear Sea Monkey,

Correction/clarification to our previous email: we are seeking willing volunteers to switch FROM the Red Team (Early Dinner) TO the Gold Team (Late Dinner).

We need some folks currently in the early dinner seating to switch to the Gold Team (Late Dinner) in order to minimize crowding in the main theater.

If you are interested in switching, please send an email to booking@jococruise.com.

106 days (and hopefully fewer errata),

THO

P.S. FYI, your booking has been assigned to: «DinnerSeating»


[November 21, 2019] JoCo Cruise: 🚨2020 Last Chance🚨, 2021 dates 📅, & JoCo Carbon Roadmap 🌱

<Editor’s note: Please note that this email was sent to folx not currently booked for JoCo Cruise 2020.: “You are receiving this email because you elected to join the JoCo Cruise mailing list, and/or were a passenger on a previous JoCo Cruise.”>

Hi there, mailing list members. We've got various bits of news we thought might be relevant to your interests…

JoCo Cruise 2020 - Lineup

In case you haven't seen us talking about it on the various social media, here's the current lineup for JoCo Cruise 2020:

  • Jonathan Coulton
  • Jim Boggia
  • Quelle Chris
  • Kelly Sue DeConnick
  • Tybee Diskin
  • Matt Fraction
  • Vance Gilbert
  • Jean Grae
  • John Hodgman
  • N. K. Jemisin
  • ZoĂ« Keating
  • Yoon Ha Lee
  • Molly Lewis
  • Aimee Mann
  • Clint McElroy
  • Griffin McElroy
  • Justin McElroy
  • Rachel McElroy
  • Sydnee McElroy
  • Travis McElroy
  • Mega Ran
  • Paul and Storm
  • Liz Phair
  • Rebecca Roanhorse
  • John Roderick
  • Riz Rollins
  • Pat Rothfuss
  • John Scalzi
  • Wil Wheaton

We'll also be featuring live editions of the My Brother, My Brother and Me and Sawbones podcasts!

More to come! We'll be announcing more additions to the lineup in the coming weeks and months. See the complete current lineup and read up on our guest artists on our Performers and Guests page. https://jococruise.com/guests/

NOTE: a small handful of cabins remain available for JoCo Cruise 2020. Just, you know, mentioning it. https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

JoCo Cruise Carbon Road Map

After numerous months of researching the topic and consulting with experts, JoCo Cruise is proud to announce The JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap, our new initiative to mitigate our event's carbon footprint. https://jococruise.com/carbon/

Our Carbon Roadmap page provides an overview of the current steps we're taking and plan to take in the future, as well as a link to our comprehensive Carbon Strategy Roadmap whitepaper, which details a thorough breakdown of our strategy and the reasoning and science behind it.

The page also includes a link to a fundraising page where Sea Monkeys (or anyone!) can donate to The Conservation Fund’s Upper Ouachita National Wildlife project, with the aim of mitigating the carbon cost of Sea Monkey air travel to and from current and previous JoCo Cruises. https://tcf-businesspartnerships.everydayhero.com/us/joco-cruise-2020

JoCo Cruise 2021 - Save the Date!

Some Qs and some As:

Q: Will there be a JoCo Cruise 2021?
A: YES! 2021 will also be our 10th anniversary sailing, for the record.

Q: When will it be?
A: March 6-13, 2021.

Q: Where will it be sailing from?
A: Fort Lauderdale, FL.

Q: Wait—isn't 2020 the 10th sailing? So how can 2021 be the 10th anniversary?
A: Well, the day you get married isn't your first anniversary. Same thing with cruises: the 11th sailing (2021) is the 10th anniversary.

Q: Oh, I get it. Numbers are weird, huh?
A: Sometimes, yes.

Q: When will we find out about the itinerary and pricing and when booking opens?
A: Soon™.

Q: Okay, good talk. Thank you.
A: That's not really a question, but you're very welcome.

Happy end-of-the-year,

THO.


[November 21, 2019] Red/Gold Team Assignments; Fixed Seating Requests; Reminders & Deadlines

Red/Gold Team Assignments

Your booking has been assigned to: «DinnerSeating»

As a reminder, Red Team members attend the Early Dinner and the Late Main Concert; Gold Team members attend the Early Main Concert and the Late Dinner.

(You either requested this seating in your User Account, or were assigned it after either indicating no preference or making no selection.) This team assignment should be reflected in your JCC User Account page-the selection menu will be defaulted to your assigned team.

PLEASE NOTE: currently, the Red Team (Early Dinner/Late Concert) is “overbooked”—i.e., more people requested the Red Team than there are seats available in the Mainstage Theater. We are seeking volunteers to switch from Gold Team to Red Team; if you're willing to make this switch, please email booking@jococruise.com ASAP.

Correction:
PLEASE NOTE: currently, the Red Team (Early Dinner/Late Concert) is “overbooked”—i.e., more people requested the Red Team than there are seats available in the Mainstage Theater. We are seeking volunteers to switch FROM RED Team TO GOLD Team; if you're willing to make this switch, please email booking@jococruise.com ASAP.

During boarding, team members will receive an appropriately colored Lanyard for their badge. This badge and lanyard will serve as your pass for attending all Main Concerts, including the land festival in Santo Domingo. Please make sure you have them with you at these events for proper entry. (No other events will be lanyard-dependent).

And to be clear: these “teams” are not rivals. Rather, just like in the original Star Wars, they are allies working together towards a common goal: creating the best JoCo Cruise ever. (And destroying any Death Stars we might encounter.)

Fixed Dinner Seating Requests

As per the above, everyone has been assigned to either the Early Dinner or Late Dinner; within those assignments, seating is generally open—from night to night, you can sit at whichever table you like.

Some people may prefer to have fixed seating for the duration of the week—either to better accommodate special dietary needs or restrictions, or to stay with a particular group of family/friends, or what have you.

If you want fixed seating at dinner, you can fill out our Fixed Dinner Seating Request Form for your booking (or just for some members of your booking). You may also request to be seated with friends from other bookings; if you plan to do that, please confirm ahead of time that you're all in the same dinner seating. This form will only be open until December 16, 2019, so don't dawdle if you'd like to request fixed seating!
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-family-seating-fixed-dinner-seating-request-form/

In years past, some families with young children have requested to sit with/near other families at dinner. We've set aside a (non-mandatory) “Family Seating” area in the dining room. There's a section of the above form where you can request this, if you're interested. Doing so doesn't commit you to sitting there or assign you a table; it merely gives us a sense of how large we should make that area for each seating.

Other Reminders and Deadlines

Our ongoing list of reminders and links (all of which can also be found in your User Account under “Helpful Links”); the deadline for all items below is December 16th:

121 days!

THO.


[November 13, 2019] Shore Excursions - One Final Email

A Couple Final Shore Excursions Notes

We appreciate everyone's patience and understanding as Shore Excursion booking has rolled out. We have a couple final notes for you…

We were given incorrect info re: call-in numbers. The following numbers are confirmed to be correct now:

  • To book airport-to-ship and/or ship-to-airport transfers via HAL, call 866-929-2332
  • To book beverage packages and/or reservations for the onboard Retreat cabanas: call 800-541-1576

Finally: we are receiving reports that some people are still having trouble seeing and booking shore excursions—i.e., you go to your booking, but there are no options listed for any of the days of our trip. We have contacted HAL and are awaiting further word on the issue.

BUT in the meantime, if you encounter this problem, please try the following steps, as we've found it's worked for some who've encountered it (including a couple of us here at THO):

  1. Make sure you are logged out of your HAL account
  2. Go to the the following page on the HAL site: https://book2.hollandamerica.com/secondaryFlow/login/booking
  3. Enter your HAL Booking Number and last name.
  4. Check the Shore Excursions link and see if there are now excursions listed for the days of our sailing.

If, after attempting the above, you are still encountering problems, please call HAL Shore Excursions directly at 888-425-9376 (Mon-Fri 6a-6:00p Pacific, Sat-Sun 8a-4:30p Pacific) and have your HAL booking number handy, and they will work to clear up any further issues for you.

Be cruise,

THO.


[November 12, 2019] REMINDER: Shore Excursions Online Booking Begins Wed., Nov. 13th

Shore Excursions - Tomorrow (Nov. 13th)

One final reminder that you will be able to once again browse and purchase shore excursions and other amenities on the Holland America website on Wed., Nov. 13th at 12 noon Eastern. (As has been noted, this is a manual process, so they may not come online exactly at 12 noon, or all at once.)

Create/log into your account on the Holland America website; if your cruise isn't listed under “My Bookings”, you can search for it using your HAL Booking Number (which, again, is XXXXXX). Under the Shore Excursions tab, you can browse to view the excursions, available on each day. You can also purchase spa services and specialty dining reservations online.
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/log-in.html
https://book2.hollandamerica.com/secondaryFlow/login

PLEASE NOTE: airport-to-ship and/or ship-to-airport transfers, beverage packages, and reservations for the ship's onboard Retreat cabanas, are not available online; to purchase those, have your HAL Booking Number handy and call HAL's Key Accounts department at (866) 929-2332. (Don't call the the usual reservation numbers listed on HAL's site for those items; because we are a charter, they will just refer you to Key Accounts.)

[Edit November 13, 2019] Please note that THO was given incorrect info previously. The numbers to call to book the following amenities are correct:
- airport-to-ship and/or ship-to-airport transfers: call 866-929-2332
- beverage packages, and reservations for the onboard Retreat cabanas: call 800-541-1576

Happy Cruisegiving,

THO.


[November 7, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2021 Dates Announced; 2020 Travel Planning; Meatless Monday & Beyond Meats; Various Reminders & Deadlines

JoCo Cruise 2021 - Save the Date!

Some Qs and some As:

Q: Will there be a JoCo Cruise 2021?
A: YES! 2021 will be our 10th anniversary sailing.

Q: When will it be?
A: March 6-13, 2021.

Q: Where will it be sailing from?
A: Fort Lauderdale, FL.

Q: Wait—isn't 2020 the 10th sailing? So how can 2021 be the 10th anniversary?
A: Well, the day you get married isn't your first anniversary. Same thing with cruises: the 11th sailing (2021) is the 10th anniversary.

Q: Oh, I get it. Numbers are weird, huh?
A: Sometimes, yes.

Q: When will we find out about the itinerary and pricing and when booking opens?
A: Soon™.

Q: Okay, good talk. Thank you.
A: That's not really a question, but you're very welcome.

Nov. 15 Deadline for Preferences and Past Cruises

Reminder that you have until November 15th to check the following via your User Account (https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/account/home/) and update as necessary:

  • Your dinner/main concert seating preference (i.e., Red Team/Gold Team), if you have one. (Your booking's currently listed preference is Red / Gold Team (Dinner/Late)) Any change must be made by your booking's Primary Contact.
  • Your bed configuration preference (Your booking's currently listed preference is separate / together) Any change must be made by your booking's Primary Contact.
  • Your Past Cruises. If your User Account's Past Cruises info is incorrect, please contact booking@jococruise.com ASAP.

There and Back Again: Pre/Post-cruise Info

If you haven't started making plans to get to Fort Lauderdale and back—or even if you have!—our 2020 Pre/Post-Cruise Info page has lots of info to help you with your pre- and post-cruise travel plans, and with boarding and disembarking. Dates, logistics, helpful tips, etc.—don't put off your planning to the last minute, slowpokes!
https://jococruise.com/pre-cruise/

Please note: unlike previous years, JoCo Cruise is not arranging hotel room blocks for our JoCo Cruise 2020 attendees. In other words, there are no “official” JoCo Cruise hotels this year. You are more than welcome to organize amongst yourselves, share research on area hotel rates and availability, etc.; but JoCo Cruise will not be securing any “special rates” at any area hotels. If you’re looking for consensus on what hotels other attendees are staying at, we suggest joining and asking the 2020 Sea Monkey Facebook group.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/JoCoCruise2020

Meatless Monday and Beyond Meat

As part of our effort to mitigate the environmental effects of JoCo Cruise, we’ll be encouraging attendees to load up on veggies on Day 3 as part of the Meatless Monday initiative. We’ll be working with the culinary wizards on the Nieuw Amsterdam to put their best veg foot forward that day. (Meatless Monday on JoCo Cruise is only suggested/encouraged, not mandatory; plenty of fantastic meat-inclusive options will still be available.)
https://www.meatlessmonday.com/

Also, we’ve arranged with Holland America to make Beyond Burgers and Beyond Sausages available every day* at the Dive-In grill in the Lido Mid-ship Pool area on Deck 9 (in addition to their usual selection of burgers and dogs).

For more info on how including more plant-based foods helps the environment, check out these facts on the Meatless Monday site.
https://www.meatlessmonday.com/research/environment/

*Or at least until we eat all the Beyond Meat they’re able to fit in the ship’s hold. Because them’s good eatin’.

Club SRO Notifications

Club SRO notifications have gone out. If you submitted a request to join and believe you should have received a notification but have not, please reply to this email.

Other Reminders and Deadlines

Here's a bunch of links to things (all of which can also be found in your User Account under “Helpful Links”), the deadlines for which all happen to be December 16th:

121 days!

THO.


[October 31, 2019] Dinner Seatings, Bed Configs, Team Leaders and Opt-out, Shadow TV, and Some Other Reminders

Boo! We're a ghost! There's your obligatory Hallowe'en content for the opening of this email.

As our sailing date creeps inexorably (but happily) closer, there's a bunch of things we need to review and/or select regarding your booking. Apologies in advance for the wall o' text…

NOTE: only the Primary Contact on a reservation can make any changes to your booking's dinner/concert and bed config preferences, per below; if you are not your booking's Primary Contact, please convey any desired changes to them.

Dinner / Main Concert Preference
(a.k.a., “Red Team / Gold Team”)

On most days, there will be two Main Concerts in the ship's Mainstage Theater and two corresponding dinner seatings: early (5 pm) and late (7:30 pm). People on the “Red Team” will go to the early dinner seating, then attend the late show; people on the “Gold Team” attend the early show, then go to the late dinner seating. (NOTE: Both the early and late shows will have the same lineup.)

Your current team preference is listed in your user account as:
Red / Gold (Dinner / Concert)

If you login to your User Account (https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/account/home/), you'll see in the “Booking Preferences” section where you can select your team preference for Red Team (Early Dinner / Late Concert), Gold Team (Late Dinner / Early Concert), or No Preference:

If you have a preference, please have your booking's Primary Contact go there and select one before November 15th, when dinner seatings will be officially assigned. (As noted above, while your booking's Red/Gold Team preference selection is visible to all booking occupants with a User Account, only your booking's Primary Contact can make changes.) We will do our best to accommodate all requests, but please note that expressing a preference does not guarantee your being assigned that seating.

NOTE: Dinner seating on JoCo Cruise is “open seating”—i.e., tables are not assigned, you can sit anywhere you like each night. In a future email (after Red Team and Gold Team membership has been assigned), we will offer the option for “fixed seating” for people who prefer to have the same table assignment every night (e.g., a large group of friends, people with special dietary needs, etc.). If you plan to request fixed seating, please make sure everyone else in your expected Fixed Seating party has selected the same Red/Gold Team preference.

Bed Configuration

Each cabin has a choice of bed configuration for the two main beds: separate (i.e., two single beds) or together (i.e., pushed together into one queen-size bed). Your current bed configuration is listed in your user account as:
separate / together

If you would like to change this, the Primary Contact on your reservation can do so via their User Account (https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/account/home/) in the “Booking Preferences” section. The menu to make this selection looks like this:

(Once again, while your booking's bed configuration is visible to all booking occupants with a User Account, only your booking's Primary Contact can make changes.)

Confirm Your Returning Monkey Status

As with last year, User Accounts are now linked to each guest's past JoCo Cruise history.

We want to be sure our Returning Monkey data is accurate though, so we need your help! Please check out the Returning Monkey status for yourself and those in your booking via your User Account (https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/account/home/) in the “Your Past Cruises” section:

If we're missing any sailings for you or anyone in your booking, please email booking@jococruise.com so we can update our records.

Hint: the best way to maintain an accurate cruise history is to have your own JoCo Cruise User Account that you “link” to your booking each year you attend. If you have missing cruise history info, it's likely your User Account isn't properly linked to this year's booking. We can help! Just reply to this email with the details.

Red / Gold Leader, and Opting Out

Back when the JoCo Cruise audience was small enough that we could exist as a group within a larger “normal” cruise, a Monarch of the Seas was chosen among the Sea Monkeys by random drawing. The monarch was awarded front row seats for themselves and a consort of their choice for every show and was frequently introduced with fanfare, but was also tasked with a number of monarchical tasks, such as judging the Fancy Pants Parade and declaring a superior taco shell.

When the event became large enough to require chartering an entire ship, having a single Monarch became impractical. In order to have a recognized personage at each main show, the tradition was altered and the positions renamed to Red Leader and Gold Leader.

If your number comes up in the drawing for a Leader, you will be called out by name and presented with a talisman that you can choose to wear to be recognized as such anywhere on board. You will, at times, be the center of attention. Each Leader still receives front row Main Concert seats for themselves and a companion, and as much or as little fanfare and duties as they wish to undertake.

If you prefer not to be considered for the Red/Gold Leader random drawing, just fill out our handy Red Leader/Gold Leader Opt-out Form. (You'll be prompted to log in to your User Account if not already logged in.) You can use this form to opt-out for yourself and any or all other members of your booking.
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-red-leadergold-leader-opt-out-form/
PDF of form (not for submission use).

Salutations / Pronouns Reminder

REMINDER: The Nieuw Amsterdam defaults to using “Mr.” or “Ms.“ when addressing guests in written communication, based on the gender listed on their travel documents. If you prefer the Nieuw Amsterdam use a different salutation from the above to address you in correspondence—particularly if the automatically assigned prefix is not in line with your gender identity—you may fill out our Salutation Change Request form.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdeyzYjEblDI6W00s7ur9EqVdKJt4Mh40oxlyv_UBx0FWg9_A/viewform

Shadow TV

Every stateroom TV on the Nieuw Amsterdam has on-demand programming, allowing us to make available rebroadcasts of Mainstage performances and events, some movies and shows of our choosing, and even pictures of cats.

And as with previous years, one of these on-demand “channels” will be dedicated to passenger-created content—”Shadow TV“. Have you made something you think the other Sea Monkeys would enjoy watching? Use the Shadow TV Channel Content Submission Form to submit original content for broadcast on board now until December 15, 2019.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScXz7gVTlCBKSzPTfBcgT4EwxTUJCUxGt-wjLQ3GIZkB3wAeg/viewform

IMPORTANT: You MUST control all rights to all content (audio and video) in your submission. Don't submit, say, a “Weird Al” video, or an original video with someone else's music on the soundtrack.

Please use the above form to submit all media via a download/cloud storage service (Google Drive, Dropbox, box.com, etc.), DO NOT email it directly. No Flash video, and please no obscure/esoteric video formats. No YouTube videos; all submissions must be downloadable.

The Management will review all submissions and reserves the right to approve or reject submissions for any reason, including (but not limited to) copyright violations and/or violations of the JoCo Cruise Code of Conduct.

128 days!

THO.


[October 30, 2019] Update: Shore Excursions - AVAILABLE NOW!

Shore Excursions - AVAILABLE NOW!

UPDATE: so, turns out at least some shore excursions are available online NOW for immediate booking! Once you've accessed your Holland America Booking number (which, again, is XXXXXX), you can immediately see the list of excursions and activities currently available and pre-purchase them. Their site will walk your through the process.

We'll update you further as we get additional info from HAL.

Sorry about any confusion, and have fun!

THO.


[October 30, 2019] Your HAL Cabin Number and Booking Number

Here's Your 2020 Cabin Number!

Your booking has been officially assigned a cabin on the Nieuw Amsterdam for JoCo Cruise 2020! Huzzah!

Your booking's cabin number is XXXXX

You can view more cabin details (including a personal note from us regarding your placement!) and get a link to view the Nieuw Amsterdam Deck Map in your JoCo Cruise user account.
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/account/home/

And Here's Your Holland America Booking Number

Your Holland America Booking Number is XXXXXX

Once you've logged into your HAL Account on hollandamerica.com—or, if you're new, created one—select “Already Booked - Manage My Bookings” and use this booking number. Once complete, you'll be able to pre-purchase onboard amenities (drink packages, specialty restaurant reservations, spa packages, etc.) and shore excursions (see below).

You will also use this number to go through HAL's online check-in process (see below). All guests should complete this process (or have it completed for them) no fewer than 72 hours prior to our March 7th departure.
https://book2.hollandamerica.com/olci-iu/#/findBooking

This email was sent to any guests in your booking who have user accounts AND have a booking number assigned to them already. You can view the Booking Number status for all guests in your booking at your JoCo Cruise User Account.

Holland America Online Check-In (Booking Number XXXXXX)

Each person in your booking will need to complete online check-in (or have it completed for them) and print their Boarding Pass no fewer than 72 hours prior to our departure on March 7th, 2020. Online check-in is available now on Holland America's website. You'll need your HAL Booking Number (listed above) for this. Additional information can be found in our “How do I check-in online for my cruise?” FAQ.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#how-do-i-check-in-online-for-my-cruise

We'll email everyone a check-in reminder closer to sailing. (Probably several!)

Technical Note: If you've changed any of your booking info (such as cabin number or last name) in the last few weeks, HAL may not have this update yet. Don't worry, THEY WILL! (Please allow a few weeks for processing.) Please don't check in online until your information is correct on the HAL website.

Medical/Dietary/Special Needs

For guests with medical, dietary or other special needs, Holland America has a thorough FAQ regarding the subject. Passengers with such needs should submit a Special Requirements Information (SRI) form via the HAL site. (You'll need your HAL booking number to complete the form.)
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/accessibility.html
https://book.hollandamerica.com/specialServices/login.action

NOTE: guests with non-life threatening dietary restrictions should contact the Ship Services Department at 1-800-541-1576 and ask them to add that information as a note in your booking.

ALSO NOTE: You must submit special needs requests to HAL, which handles them directly. JoCo Cruise cannot process these requests.

For detailed information on accessibility of shore excursions, HAL strongly recommends contacting their Shore Excursions Department prior to embarkation at 1-888-425-9376 (or locally at 206-626-7320) or visiting the Shore Excursions Office on board.

(This information is also contained in our “I have medical, dietary, or other special requests for the cruise line. What should I do?” FAQ.)
https://jococruise.com/faq/#i-have-medical-dietary-or-other

Shore Excursions (“EXC Tours”)

Holland America offers numerous activities and tours in our various ports of call (biking, snorkeling, walking and boat tours, etc.) for pre-purchase via your HAL account, as well as on board at the ship's EXC Tours desk.

Shore excursions for our sailing are not yet listed—we currently expect HAL to make Shore excursions available for viewing and pre-purchase on November 13. (We'll send an additional email to remind you when Shore excursions become available.)

129 days!

THO.


[October 24, 2019] JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap, Shadow Cruise, Helper Monkeys, and Club SRO Last Call

Hi, gang. Today's email is positively overstuffed with important things. No time to argue, we're throwing you the idol right now, you throw us the whip…

The JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap

After numerous months of researching the topic and consulting with experts, JoCo Cruise is proud to announce The JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap, our new initiative to mitigate our event's carbon footprint.
https://jococruise.com/carbon/

Our Carbon Roadmap page provides an overview of the current steps we're taking and plan to take in the future, as well as a link to our comprehensive Carbon Strategy Roadmap whitepaper, which details a thorough breakdown of our strategy and the reasoning and science behind it.

The page also includes a link to a fundraising page where Sea Monkeys (or anyone!) can donate to The Conservation Fund’s Upper Ouachita National Wildlife project, with the aim of mitigating the carbon cost of Sea Monkey air travel to and from current and previous JoCo Cruises.
https://tcf-businesspartnerships.everydayhero.com/us/joco-cruise-2020

The Shadow Cruise

As those of you who've been with us before are aware, every year we provide space on board and in the schedule for the Sea Monkeys to put together and run their own events throughout the week. This program, is now known as the Shadow Cruise, and it rivals our official programming in both scale and awesomeness. From gaming to performing to crafting to jamming to stargazing to yoga to…well, you get the idea.
https://jococruise.com/shadowcruise/

Drop by our new Shadow Cruise page for more information, and if you're inspired to submit your own Shadow Cruise event(s), hop on over to our Shadow Cruise Event Submission Form. (You'll be prompted to log in to your User Account if you're not already logged in.)
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-shadow-cruise-event-requests/

Helper Monkeys

Every year, JoCo Cruise stays metaphorically afloat thanks to the help of an army of attendees who donate time on board to help monitor events, staff the Info Desk, sell artist merch at shows, and a ton of other tasks. We call these stalwart volunteers our Helper Monkeys. And you can be one too*!

Check out our new Helper Monkeys page to see all the different ways you can help out onboard. Once you've looked over the options, if you're interested in joining the ranks, you can fill out our Helper Monkey Volunteer Form. (You'll be prompted to login to your User Account if you're not already logged in.) Thanks in advance to everyone who's able to join the ranks!

https://jococruise.com/helper-monkeys/
https://booking.jococruise.com/joco-cruise-2020-helper-monkey-submission/

*NOTE: we do not use first-time Sea Monkeys as Helper Monkeys. We appreciate first-timers’ willingness to help out, but it’s important to us that people on their first JoCo Cruise spend that time enjoying and familiarizing themselves with the event and the Sea Monkey community.

Merch Store

In case you somehow missed it in our last email, the JoCo Cruise 2020 Merch Store has once again appeared Brigadoon-like from the mists, like a Spirit Halloween pop-up store but with a cruise theme and not in an old, closed carpet or mattress store location.
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/shop/merch/

It's stuffed to the gills with awesome JoCo Cruise 2020-themed items, including t-shirts, hoodies, posters, lapel pins, challenge coins, luggage tags and playmats. Drop by today, our sales staff is friendly and no-pressure.

Club SRO - Last Call

This is your final call: a small handful of spots remain available in Club SRO. (What is Club SRO, you ask? Check out our FAQ.) If you're attending JoCo Cruise 2020, don't care so much about having guaranteed seats to the nightly main concerts, and are interested in getting a $125 credit to your onboard stateroom account, please fill out our online “I Want to Join Club SRO” application. Separate applications must be submitted for each individual seeking to join Club SRO.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#what-is-club-sro
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScG3FnJF3QmbXHcV1_dU4t3RWKa9jPKn6bfmbz3uQ3Vu3U-BA/viewform

135 days!

THO.


[October 3, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2020 Merch Store Open NOW!

Hi! We're back again already, because there's too much important stuff to wait. Specifically:

JoCo Cruise 2020 Merch Store is NOW OPEN!

The JoCo Cruise 2019 Online Merch Store is OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Now is your chance to pre-order official JoCo Cruise Merchandise.
https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/shop/merch/index/

This year's artwork by our friend James Provost, who did our “sprue” art last year, and this year he's completely outdone himself with an “exploded view” of the Nieuw Amsterdam mid-JoCo Cruise. It's packed with awesome details and Easter eggs; here's a link to a hi-res version for you to peruse and see just how awesome it is.
https://jamesprovost.com/
https://jococruise.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/2020-poster-hi-res.jpg

For JoCo Cruise 2020, we've got unisex and fitted t-shirts (in two colors), posters, hoodies, challenge coins, lapel pins, luggage tags, and playmats (for all your dice rolling and card-tapping-and-untapping needs). Between now and December 16, 2019, you can go to the store to place orders—you'll be automatically prompted to log into your JCC User Account if you aren't already logged in; payment is processed via PayPal. Your completed order balance and payment will be reflected in your User Account. All ordered merchandise will be delivered directly to your stateroom on Day 1 of JoCo Cruise 2020. How convenient! And no postage & handling charges!

Our 2020 merch will be available on board the cruise as well, but all on-board sales must go through the ship's store system, which adds a significant markup. And once the cruise is over, that's it; the store won't re-open post-cruise, so don't miss your chance. And you'll never get better prices on JoCo Cruise 2020 merch than right now!

Have We Mentioned the Lineup?

In case you somehow missed the email from two days ago, we've announced our initial lineup for the 2020 cruise. It's chock full o' rich, tasty performer/musician/writer-y goodness, and there's still more to come!
https://jococruise.com/guests/

Policy Change for Primary Contact Transfers and Berth Cancellations

Please note that our policy regarding Primary Contact Transfers (i.e., transferring the “main contact” for a booking to another person) has changed—specifically, the administrative fees have increased as we get closer to our sailing date. The cutoff date for allowing Primary Contact Transfers is now later than previously listed.

Additionally, the administrative fee structure for berth cancellations has also been altered—fees for berth cancellations closer to our sailing date have increased.

Please see our “Am I allowed to make changes to my booking?” FAQ for complete details on the fee schedules for the above items.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#am-i-allowed-to-make-changes-to

156 days!

THO.


[October 1, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2020: Initial Lineup Announcement; Also, Theme Days

Hi, everybody! Long time since you've gotten one of these emails from us, huh?

Hope you all had a great, relaxing summer. We didn't want to clutter up your inbox until we had something really important to tell you. And we think the below eminently qualifies. So on with Autumn, comin' in hot…!

JoCo Cruise 2020 Initial Lineup Announcement

We are downright jazzed to reveal the initial lineup of performers and guests for JoCo Cruise 2020.. Just take a looksee at the collection of old friends and new pals who are gonna be joining us this year:
http://jococruise.com/guests

  • Jonathan Coulton
  • Jim Boggia
  • Quelle Chris
  • Kelly Sue DeConnick
  • Tybee Diskin
  • Matt Fraction
  • Vance Gilbert
  • Jean Grae
  • John Hodgman
  • N. K. Jemisin
  • ZoĂ« Keating
  • Yoon Ha Lee
  • Molly Lewis
  • Aimee Mann
  • Clint McElroy
  • Griffin McElroy
  • Justin McElroy
  • Rachel McElroy
  • Sydnee McElroy
  • Travis McElroy
  • Mega Ran
  • Paul and Storm
  • Liz Phair
  • Rebecca Roanhorse
  • John Roderick
  • Riz Rollins
  • Pat Rothfuss
  • John Scalzi
  • Wil Wheaton

We'll also be featuring live editions of the My Brother, My Brother and Me and Sawbones podcasts!

And the best part is, there's still plenty more to come! We'll be announcing more additions to the lineup in the coming weeks and months. See the complete current lineup and read up on our guest artists on our Performers and Guests page.

Theme Days

Are we done announcing things in this email? No, we are not! Here's the official list of the JoCo Cruise 2020 Theme Days:

  • Day 1 (Sat. Mar. 7): Welcome, New Monkeys!
    An annual tradition, on Day 1 we plan numerous activities designed to welcome our first-timers into the JoCo Cruise experience. Make a particular effort on this day to seek out new Monkeys and help show them what a great decision they've made by joining us!
  • Day 2 (Sun. Mar. 8): Heroes Day
    Heroes come in all stripes. Some wear capes, some wear lab coats; some achieve great renown, some just quietly help others without fanfare. On this day, celebrate your own favorite heroes as you choose to—cosplay as them, hold a Shadow Cruise event to tell others about them, or whatever floats your proverbial boat.
  • Day 3 (Mon. Mar. 9): Cosplay Day
    Today is the day to really let your cosplay flag fly! While you're welcome to cosplay any and all days of the cruise, this is your day for pulling out all the stops.
  • Day 5 (Wed. Mar. 11): Formal Night
    See notes below.
  • Day 7 (Fri. Mar. 13): Jammies Day
    Everyone's running out of clean clothes anyway, so today is one big day-long celebration of the fact that nobody can make us put on “real” clothes if we don't want to!

Formal Night “Rules”:

  • Formal wear is encouraged, but not required, at dinner.
  • “Formal wear” is defined VERY flexibly. Tuxedo and cocktail dress? Fine. Sport coat and slacks? Sure. Starfleet uniform? Awesome. Full Scottish regalia? Bonnie. Your best t-shirt? Skrelnik. You get the idea.
  • Fezzes, tiaras and mustaches are encouraged—but again, not required. (The wearing of fezzes and tiaras on Formal Night has become a JoCo Cruise tradition for many.)
  • The only restriction: no full face masks (per HAL regulation).

Club SRO Reminder

There are still a limited number of spots left in Club SRO. If you're attending JoCo Cruise but aren't particularly hung up about getting guaranteed seats to the nightly main concerts, and you're interested in getting a $125 credit to your onboard stateroom account, Club SRO may be just the thing for you. Full information can be found in the Club SRO section of our FAQ.
https://jococruise.com/faq/#what-is-club-sro

If you'd like to apply for Club SRO on JoCo Cruise 2020, please fill out our online “I Want to Join Club SRO” application. Separate applications must be submitted for each individual seeking to join Club SRO.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScG3FnJF3QmbXHcV1_dU4t3RWKa9jPKn6bfmbz3uQ3Vu3U-BA/viewform

NOTE: completing this form DOES NOT guarantee membership in Club SRO; you will be contacted by the Home Office regarding your Club SRO status, and with additional information as applicable. Again, numbers are limited; first-come, first-served.

The JoCo Cruise Tartan

Friends who sailed with us on JoCo Cruise 2019 will recall that our friends at Off Kilter Kilts introduced The Kraken, the official tartan for JoCo Cruise, for presale. In case you haven't checked their site lately, the tartan is now woven and officially available for purchase, including bolts by the yard for all your personal tartanic crafting needs…
https://www.offkilterkilts.com/product-category/jcsmt/

158 days!

THO.


[July 2, 2019] Berth Additions July 8th Deadline Reminder

REMINDER: Berths Additions Deadline July 8th

Per our previous email, here's one more pre-holiday-weekend reminder that if you are planning to add a berth/berths to your booking, and have not already selected and paid for those berths, please read the rest of this section and sign up for the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScI22KykLgcNCdhpDmg3kAJf3EJW1AjLVblsenmF7rmINahZg/viewform

Why should someone sign up for this list?

Anyone wishing to add berths to their booking who has not signed up on the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th will need to pay an additional $350 fee per added berth (only assessed if and when we are able to add the requested berth(s) to your booking).

TO BE CLEAR: the above fee does not apply to wait list requests made by July 8th, nor to anyone adding “real” passenger information for an existing “TBD guest” berth (i.e., if you initially paid for a multi-passenger cabin but didn’t have all the passenger information at the time of booking).

What do we mean by “add berths to your booking?”
Here's the simplest way to know for sure whether you need to sign up for this wait list:

  • That number = number of berths in your booking
  • If you plan to add any more berths than that, you must sign up for the Berth Additions Wait List

Triple and Quad Staterooms

All quad-occupancy staterooms are currently booked, and triple-occupancy staterooms are sold out in almost all categories. If you have made a single- or double-occupancy booking but plan to upgrade to a triple or quad, please join the Berth Additions Wait List. Additional third and fourth berths will be offered to the wait list based on stateroom availability.

Single Occupancy Bookings

If you've booked a single-occupancy stateroom and plan to add a second berth, please also join the Berth Additions Wait List. Once we have clearer projections on guest count and know the number of waitlist requests, we will start processing this portion of the waitlist. (This may take some time.) We hope to be able to satisfy all single-to-double berth addition requests, but we need to know how many there will be.

I've joined this waitlist; when will I know if I get my added berth(s)?

We're working with the cruise line to determine exactly how many guests we can safely bring. We'll be doing everything we can to accommodate everyone's Berth Addition Wait list requests—we want as many guests as the Sea Cops will allow to attend JoCo Cruise 2020. That said, please note that joining the Berth Additions Wait List does not guarantee that we can accommodate your request.

So again, if you are planning to add more berths to your booking, please join the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th. Those on this wait list will be the first to receive updates regarding berth availability. Our goal is to satisfy all requests possible.

249 days!

THO.


[June 14, 2019] 95% Sold Out! Also: Adding Berths

95% Sold Out!

In short: thank you! In addition to being our biggest event so far, our 2020 event has been selling at a faster pace than any previous JoCo Cruise—specifically, we are, at this point, 95% sold out! So we thank all of you for joining us for this year's adventure.

IMPORTANT: Adding Berths

Because JoCo Cruise 2020 is expected to be filled to “100% occupancy,” there will be some restrictions on adding berths (i.e., the number of people staying in your stateroom), similar to ones in place for our 2019 cruise.

If you are planning to add a berth/berths to your booking, and have not already selected and paid for those berths, please read the rest of this section and sign up for the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScI22KykLgcNCdhpDmg3kAJf3EJW1AjLVblsenmF7rmINahZg/viewform

Why should someone sign up for this list?
Anyone wishing to add berths to their booking who has not signed up on the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th will need to pay an additional $350 fee per added berth (only assessed if and when we are able to add the requested berth(s) to your booking).

TO BE CLEAR: the above fee does not apply to wait list requests made by July 8th, nor to anyone adding “real” passenger information for an existing “TBD guest” berth (i.e., if you initially paid for a multi-passenger cabin but didn’t have all the passenger information at the time of booking).

What do we mean by “add berths to your booking?”
Here's the simplest way to know for sure whether you need to sign up for this wait list:

  • That number = number of berths in your booking
  • If you plan to add any more berths than that, you must sign up for the Berth Additions Wait List

Triple and Quad Staterooms
All quad-occupancy staterooms are currently booked, and triple-occupancy staterooms are sold out in almost all categories. If you have made a single- or double-occupancy booking but plan to upgrade to a triple or quad, please join the Berth Additions Wait List. Additional third and fourth berths will be offered to the wait list based on stateroom availability.

Single Occupancy Bookings
If you've booked a single-occupancy stateroom and plan to add a second berth, please also join the Berth Additions Wait List. Once we have clearer projections on guest count and know the number of waitlist requests, we will start processing this portion of the waitlist. (This may take some time.) We hope to be able to satisfy all single-to-double berth addition requests, but we need to know how many there will be.

I've joined this waitlist; when will I know if I get my added berth(s)?
We're working with the cruise line to determine exactly how many guests we can safely bring. We'll be doing everything we can to accommodate everyone's Berth Addition Wait list requests—we want as many guests as the Sea Cops will allow to attend JoCo Cruise 2020. That said, please note that joining the Berth Additions Wait List does not guarantee that we can accommodate your request.

So again, if you are planning to add more berths to your booking, please join the Berth Additions Wait List by July 8th. Those on this wait list will be the first to receive updates regarding berth availability. Our goal is to satisfy all requests possible.

Club SRO

Once again this year, we are offering a program called Club SRO (“Standing Room Only”), which will be available to a limited number of guests on a first-come, first-served basis. Club SRO is designed for JoCo Cruise guests who don't need or want to attend the onboard main concerts (e.g., people who don't like crowds, nerd-adjacent spouses, sixteen-hour-a-day dungeon masters, etc.).

https://jococruise.com/faq/#what-is-club-sro

People who join Club SRO will not have guaranteed seating at the evening main concerts in the ship's Mainstage Theater, and instead have the following options:

  • wait until five minutes after “morning announcements” have begun for a given main concert, at which point they may occupy any open seats, if available (JoCo Cruise staff will direct this process);
  • watch the show via live simulcast in the B.B. King's Blues Club; or
  • watch the main concert later on via the “JoCo TV” menu on your stateroom TV. (All JoCo Cruise main concerts are uploaded to the “JoCo TV menu the following day.)

Club SRO members will each receive a $125 credit to their onboard stateroom accounts.

Further information can be found in the Club SRO section of our FAQ.

If you are interested in signing up for Club SRO on JoCo Cruise 2020, please fill out our online “I Want to Join Club SRO” application. Separate applications must be submitted for each individual seeking to join Club SRO.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScG3FnJF3QmbXHcV1_dU4t3RWKa9jPKn6bfmbz3uQ3Vu3U-BA/viewform

NOTE: completing this form DOES NOT guarantee membership in Club SRO; you will be contacted by the Home Office regarding your Club SRO status, and with additional information as applicable. Again, numbers are limited; first-come, first-served.

Salutations / Pronouns

The Nieuw Amsterdam defaults to using “Mr.” or “Ms.” when addressing guests in written communication, based on the gender listed on one's travel documents. If you prefer the ship use a different salutation from the above to address you in correspondence, please fill out our Salutation Change Request form.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdeyzYjEblDI6W00s7ur9EqVdKJt4Mh40oxlyv_UBx0FWg9_A/viewform

Making these changes is a manual process for JoCo Cruise and the ship. PLEASE do not submit spurious, “joke” or vanity requests to change prefix.

267 days!

THO.


JoCo Cruise in the New York Times

In case you didn't see us crowing about it on the various socials-media, the New York Times Travel section ran a lengthy, awesome article about JoCo Cruise 2019 last week. The article does a wonderful job capturing many of the things we love most about the cruise: everyone's enthusiasm, their kindness, their non-stop positivity, and most of all, the sense of community that pervades the event every year. If you haven't read it yet, check it out!

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/06/travel/joco-cruise-jonathan-coulton.html

2019 Recap Video

Our video minions were hard at work again this year, and they've put together a lovely recap of the sights and sounds from JoCo Cruise 2019. The fun, the sun, the shows, the rain (that tried but COULD NOT DEFEAT US!) and so much more, all packed into three minutes and seventeen seconds. Have a look-see, or several!

https://youtu.be/0CPQqcimwTs

2020?

If you've already booked your cabin for JoCo Cruise 2020, we can't wait to see you! If you're still considering, don't wait too long—JoCo Cruise 2020 is already over 90% sold out. We hope to have you with us next year!

https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

THO.


[March 30, 2019] RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Also, 2020 Early Booking Ending

Release the Kraken!

We're right well chuffed to announce that the JoCo Cruise Tartan (a.k.a. The Kraken) has officially pre-sold enough kilts and other items to meet the minimum run requirements! Achievement unlocked!

You can still visit the Off Kilter Kilts site to see the different Kraken things you can order.

https://www.offkilterkilts.com/product-category/jcsmt/

2020 Early Booking Period Ending

For those of you who haven't booked JoCo Cruise 2020 but are still interested, here's one last reminder that April 1st is the last day for the $100 per person Early Booking Discount. (Though as “alumni” you will still be eligible for the $75 per person Returning Monkey Discount no matter when you book.)

Cabins for 2020 are going very fast—we're currently over 85% sold out. So, you know…tick tick tick.

https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

2019 Sponsors, Swag & Post-cruise Bonuses!

Thanks once again to all our sponsors for the bountiful 2019 swag bags & raffle items!

  • Anomia
  • Broken Token for those cool wooden JoCo Cruise 2019 magnets
  • Cheapass Games
  • Espionage Cosmetics
  • First Second Books
  • Justin & Dr. Sydnee McElroy
  • Mary Robinette Kowal
  • Off Kilter Kilts
  • Plantronics
  • Twogether Studios
  • Ultra Pro
  • and Greater Than Games for providing the bags & assembling everything

Did you know there's more fun to be had from our sponsors post-cruise? Take a second look in your swag bag to enjoy…

Lastly, watch our social media channels for your chance to win JoCo Cruise embroidered rain jackets (too soon?) or posters signed by the 2019 guests

THO.


[March 21, 2019] Thank You! Also: Post-cruise Survey and 2020 Booking and Waitlist

Thank You!!!

Wow.

By any measure, JoCo Cruise 2019 was extraordinary. It was our first officially “sold out” full-ship charter; it had the most programming (both Official and Shadow) to date; and it had our largest Land Concert event so far. Plus, you all helped raise over $80,000 for Puerto Rico hurricane relief. And that's not even counting the Great TMBG Rainout-that-Wasn't.

We simply cannot thank you all enough for your boundless enthusiasm, your joy, your unending positivity, your kindness, and your continued support of this crazy annual adventure. You are what makes JoCo Cruise such a rewarding experience year after year, and we appreciate and value each and every one of you, individually and collectively.

Post-cruise Survey

We ask that you please take the time to fill out our post-cruise feedback survey. Besides the cruise itself, it's legitimately the most important thing we do each year. Only when we know your collective thoughts on the event can we effectively work to make it better each year and more in tune with your wants, needs and expectations.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/JCC2019SeaMonkeySurvey

We know that this survey isn't “quick & easy.” But every section is important, and we greatly appreciate your taking the time to fill it out.

Please be sure to share this survey URL with everyone in your booking, whether or not they have a JCC User Account. We'd like our results to be as complete as possible. Feel free to share it with friends who weren't on JoCo Cruise 2019 as well; there's sections relevant to them as well.

2020 Booking and Waitlist

If you haven't already booked your cabin for JoCo Cruise 2020, now is the time! Cabins are going fast; don't miss your chance to join us again on the high seas! Also, the $100 per person Early Booking Discount expires after April 1st.

https://booking.jococruise.com/.../book/describe-your-party/

If your desired cabin category is currently sold out, you can still join the JoCo Cruise 2020 wait list.

https://jococruise.com/2020-wait-list/

If you booked for JCC2020 while onboard JCC2019, you should have received a confirmation email on Monday. If you made an onboard booking and didn't receive a confirmation email, please respond to this email ASAP. (And don't forget, if you did book onboard, payment is due by March 26th.)

352 days!

THO.


[February 1, 2019] 2020 Reminder, and 2019 Last-chance Cabins

Please note: This email was sent to those who were not already booked for 2019.

2020 – Get It While It Lasts!

In case you haven't heard us talking about it, JoCo Cruise 2020, the tenth JoCo Cruise, is on sale now. The new info: over half the cabins are already gone. (Hooray and thanks to our enthusiastic Sea Monkeys!) So if you're still on the fence about booking, don't sit on your decision too long; you know what the old adage says about them who snooze. (Plus, fence-tops are not very comfortable.) https://jococruise.com/2020overview/

Booking now will secure you the most generous discounts available for JoCo Cruise 2020. https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#discounts

Book JoCo Cruise 2020 today! https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

2019 – Very Last Chance for Cabins!

Record-breaking cold temperatures are neat, we suppose. Ya know what's better? Sailing in the Caribbean! Which can be YOU, in 36 days. JoCo Cruise 2019 has been sold out since last spring, but today we're releasing a small handful of “operational cabins” (held back for crew and internal use but no longer need) for sale RIGHT NOW.
https://jococruise.com/overview/
https://booking.jococruise.com/2019/book/describe-your-party/

Reminder of Cool Stuff Happening on JoCo Cruise 2019 (In Case You Didn't Know or Forgot):

  • Stops in Half Moon Cay (HAL's private Bahamian beach paradise), Tortola and San Juan
  • Private music festival event in San Juan headlined by They Might Be Giants https://www.theymightbegiants.com/
  • Plans for the largest Dungeons & Dragons event ever held at sea
  • A console gaming hub and a full old-school arcade
  • Musicians, comedians, writers, crafting, gaming, fruity drinks and the most amazing community on the waves
  • By the way, did we mention that WE HAVE OUR OWN TARTAN NOW? https://www.offkilterkilts.com/joco-cruise-tartan/

So if you wanted one last shot at joining us in 2019, this is it. But don't wait; once they're gone, that's all she* wrote.

Book JoCo Cruise 2019! https://booking.jococruise.com/2019/book/describe-your-party/

So whether sooner or later (or both!), we hope you're able to join us!

THO.

*Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, we presume


[December 6, 2018] JoCo Cruise 2020 - Booking Opens Today!

Today's the day! Booking for JoCo Cruise 2020 opens today (Thursday, Dec. 6) at 3 pm EST.

Since you're already booked on JoCo Cruise 2019, remember that you can book a cabin with an initial deposit as low as $100 per person! (and all deposits are fully refundable until May 1, 2019.) That said, you can also get maximum savings if you pay your balance in full at the time of booking. (See below)
https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#deadlines
https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#discounts

Also note that returning 2019 Sea Monkeys will have their 2020 cabin assignments and placement preferences processed before everyone else's!
https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#selection

At 3 pm Eastern today, you can click on the big blue booking button below, which provides a customized link JUST FOR YOU to automatically log you in to your JCC User Account and begin the 2020 booking process. (It also allows your special “$100/person initial deposit” option.) Go go go!

If you don't trust buttons and prefer to just copy/paste your custom URL, here it is:

https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/

(Because the above button and URL are customized specifically for your User Account, please do not share it with others. If you want to send other folks to book for 2020, send them to booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/)

Prices and Discounts

Complete info on JoCo Cruise 2020 prices https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#table and discounts https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#discounts (including a full rundown of what's included and what's not included in the cruise price) can be found on our Pricing Page https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/ .

For ease of reference, here's a quick rundown of all the available discounts https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#discounts :

  • Early Booking Discount - $100 per person
    (Book before April 1, 2019)
  • Returning Monkey Discount - $75 per person
    (Anyone who has sailed on any previous JoCo Cruise, and everyone in their 2020 booking)
  • Toddler/Infant Discount - $400 per toddler/infant
    (Children under the age of 3 as of March 7, 2020)
  • Child Discount - $250 per child (ages 3-12)
    (Children between the ages of 3 and 12 years old as of the date of sailing March 7, 2020)
  • 4% Pay in Full Discount
    (Must pay in full at time of booking. Available to the first 300 bookings, or until April 1, 2019, whichever comes first.)

Initial Deposit

As someone sailing on JoCo Cruise 2019, you qualify for a reduced minimum initial deposit amount of only $100 per person (for bookings made on or before March 7, 2019). An additional $400 per person (total of $500 per person) is due by March 31, 2019.

All deposits are 100% refundable until May 1, 2019.

Again, see our Pricing Page for the complete minimum deposit schedule https://jococruise.com/2020pricing/#deadlines .

Club SRO

We've emailed you before about Club SRO, and most of you should be familiar with the program. For further information, please see our detailed 2020 Club SRO FAQ https://jococruise.com/2020faqs/#sro .

A link to the 2020 Club SRO Application Form will be included in your booking confirmation email upon completion of the JoCo Cruise 2020 booking process—or, you can click on this text right here. (Please have your 2020 booking number handy if you use the latter option.)

Cancellation Policy

Be sure you familiarize yourself with our cancellation policy https://jococruise.com/2020faqs/#what-is-your-cancellation-policy :

  • Bookings made before January 1, 2020 may be cancelled within 7 days of original booking with no cancellation fees.
  • Bookings made on or after January 1, 2020 may be cancelled within 24 hours of original booking with no cancellation fees.

Outside of the above “penalty-free” grace periods, cancellation fees are assessed per the following schedule:

  • Cancellation on or before April 30th, 2019: Full refund
  • Cancellation from May 1 through July 31, 2019: $500 per person
  • Cancellation from August 1, 2019 through January 17, 2020: 50% of the total booking price
  • Cancellation on or after January 18, 2020: No refund

Wait List

If the particular cabin type(s) you're looking for are already sold out, THERE IS STILL HOPE! You can sign up on the JoCo Cruise 2020 Wait List https://jococruise.com/2020-wait-list/ if you are seeking a cabin category that is currently sold out; you may also sign up if you are already booked on JoCo Cruise 2020, but are seeking to switch to a different, currently unavailable category.

When a cabin of a previously-sold-out category becomes available, first priority will be given to those who are already booked, but are seeking to switch to that specific category. Thereafter it’ll be offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

Travel Insurance

Travel insurance https://jococruise.com/2020faqs/#what-about-travel-insurance is not included in the JoCo Cruise 2020 cruise price, but we strongly suggest purchasing it through a third party. Each year there have been passengers who have needed to cancel for a wide variety of reasons (including adverse weather, cabinmates backing out, and unforeseen financial hardship), so we highly recommend it. For complete peace of mind, you may wish to consider a policy that allows “Cancel for Any Reason” coverage.

One travel insurance source we recommend is Yonder https://www.insureyonder.com/affiliate/JoCoCruise , which aggregates plans from many providers.

While travel insurance can be purchased just about any time, the most flexible plans generally must be purchased within 14 days of your initial booking; some trip insurance policies require purchase within one day of booking in order to be covered for pre-existing conditions.

457 days!

THO.


[December 4, 2018] JoCo Cruise 2020 - On Sale December 6th!

JoCo Cruise 2020 - On Sale December 6th!

2020 will mark JoCo Cruise's tenth (!) sailing. We're amazed—happily so!—at how this event has grown and thrived over the years, and we're thrilled about how many people have made new friends, connected with old friends, and formed our cruise into such a warm, friendly, welcoming and happy community.

But you better hope that you're not a “stop” in 2020, because we plan to pull out as many of them as possible as we gear up for JoCo Cruise 2020!

Here's the stuff you need to know…

JoCo Cruise 2020
March 7-14, 2020
on Holland America's ms Nieuw Amsterdam
sailing from Fort Lauderdale
stops in Half Moon Cay, Santo Domingo and Grand Turk

JoCo Cruise 2020 Booking Opens Thursday, December 6, 2018 at 3 pm Eastern

If you already have a JoCo Cruise User Account, we will email you a customized link on Thursday that will automatically log you into your User Account. (You can also log in manually if you don't use the provided link, but we strongly recommend you use the link, it'll save you potential headache later.)

For everyone else, here's the main 2020 booking page:

https://jococruise.com/2020booking/

(Right now, it's just got a cool picture and a handy countdown timer.)

Prices and Discounts

Here's the breakdown of cabin pricing for JoCo Cruise 2020. All prices listed are per-person:

https://jococruise.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/2020pricing.jpg

All prices above reflect JoCo Cruise’s all-in pricing, which includes all costs necessary to sail aboard JCC2019 (cruise fare, government taxes/fees, and pre-paid gratuities).

The following discounts are available for JoCo Cruise 2020:

  • Early Booking Discount - $100 per person
    Bookings made on or before April 1, 2019 may receive a $100 per berth discount off the full retail price.
  • Returning Monkey Discount - $75 per person
    Anyone who has sailed on any previous JoCo Cruise may receive a $75 per berth discount off the full retail price. This discount applies to all members of a Returning Monkey's booking, even if not all of them are Returning Monkeys.
  • Toddler/Infant Discount - $400 per toddler/infant
    Children under the age of 3 as of the date of sailing (March 7, 2020) may receive a $400 per-child discount.
  • Child Discount - $250 per child (ages 3-12)
    Children between the ages of 3 and 12 years old as of the date of sailing (March 7, 2020) may receive a $250 per-child discount.
  • 4% Pay in Full Discount
    Passengers paying their balance in full at the time of booking may be eligible for a 4% Pay in Full discount. Discount will be available to the first 300 bookings, or until April 1, 2019, whichever comes first.
    • Balance must be paid in full all at once at time of booking to be eligible for the Pay in Full discount; making an initial deposit and paying the balance “in a day or two” or any other type of installments are NOT eligible for this discount
    • Pay in Full discount is applied to your booking’s remaining balance after any and all other applicable discounts have been applied
    • Discount will NOT be applied to any berths added after the initial booking has been made. (e.g., if you book a single occupancy room and then later add a second occupant, your Pay in Full Discount does not apply to the additional cost of that second berth.

Initial Deposits - as Little as $100 Per Person

Anyone currently booked on JoCo Cruise 2019 qualifies for the following special, reduced initial deposit amount if you book on or before March 7, 2019:

  • Bookings made on or before March 7: $100 per person
  • An additional $400 per person (total of $500 per person) is due by March 31, 2019

All other bookings (i.e., anyone not currently booked on JCC2019, and/or JCC2019 passengers who book after March 7) are according to the following schedule:

  • On or before May 27, 2019: $500 per person
  • May 28, 2019: an additional $500 per person
  • August 28, 2019: an additional $500 per person
  • January 11, 2020: remaining balance in full

All deposits are 100% refundable until May 1, 2019. (see below)

Club SRO

As those of you on JoCo Cruise 2019 are already aware, we've started a new program called Club SRO, available to a limited number of guests on a first-come, first-served basis. Club SRO is designed for JoCo Cruise guests who don't need or want to attend the onboard main concerts (e.g., people who don't like crowds, nerd-adjacent spouses, sixteen-hour-a-day dungeon masters, etc.).

People who join Club SRO each receive a $100 credit to their onboard stateroom accounts (plus additional benefits TBA). In return, they will not have guaranteed seating at the nightly Main Concerts, but instead can either wait until after the show start for open seats (if available), or watch the show via simulcast in the Billboard Onboard lounge or later on via their stateroom TVs. Complete info about Club SRO can be found in our FAQ https://jococruise.com/faqs/#sro . (Please note: this link goes to our 2019 Club SRO FAQ; specific additional benefits for the 2020 Club SRO may vary.)

You will be emailed a link to the Club SRO application form upon completion of the JoCo Cruise 2020 booking process. If you're interested in joining, please fill out that form.

Cancellation Policy

  • Bookings made before January 1, 2020 may be cancelled within 7 days of original booking with no cancellation fees.
  • Bookings made on or after January 1, 2020 may be cancelled within 24 hours of original booking with no cancellation fees.

Outside of the above “penalty-free” grace periods, cancellation fees are assessed per the following schedule:

  • Cancellation on or before April 30th, 2019: Full refund
  • Cancellation from May 1 through July 31, 2019: $500 per person
  • Cancellation from August 1, 2019 through January 17, 2020: 50% of the total booking price
  • Cancellation on or after January 18, 2020: No refund

“We're gonna need a bigger boat…”

THO.


2021

[February 13, 2020] JoCo Cruise 2021 Itinerary

JoCo Cruise 2021 Itinerary

We're very, very happy to announce our ports of call for JoCo Cruise 2021:

  • Falmouth, Jamaica
  • Nassau, Bahamas
  • Half Moon Cay

We last visited Jamaica back in 2014; for 2021, we're planning for the Falmouth cruiseport to be the site of this year's Land Concert event. Literally two minutes from the gangway to the stage! Plus, during the day you can explore Jamaica's beautiful north shore, have an adventure on land or water, and partake in Jamaica's best export: relaxation.

Nassau is a brand new destination for us. In the quaint-yet-bustling capital city of the Bahamas, you can enjoy shopping in the historic town, have a fun beach day on Paradise Island, or trace the footsteps of the legendary pirate Edward Teach a.k.a. Blackbeard. (Which is easy to do, because he tracked sand around EVERYWHERE.)

For our final port of call, we return to Half Moon Cay, consistently one of our Sea Monkeys' favorite destinations. Here on HAL's private island—that’s also a protected nature preserve!—enjoy snorkeling, horseback riding and many other fun excursions; belly up to the pirate ship bar (add as many r's to “bar” as you deem appropriate); or just chill and enjoy the gorgeous white sand beaches.

JoCo Cruise 2021 Itinerary

  • Sat. 3/6 (Day 1): Fort Lauderdale (depart 4 pm)
  • Sun. 3/7 (Day 2): At Sea
  • Mon. 3/8 (Day 3): Falmouth, Jamaica (10 am - 12 midnight)
  • Tue. 3/9 (Day 4): At Sea
  • Wed. 3/10 (Day 5): Nassau, Bahamas (2 pm - 12 midnight)
  • Thu. 3/11 (Day 6): At Sea
  • Fri. 3/12 (Day 7): Half Moon Cay (8 am - 3 pm)
  • Sat. 3/13 (Day 8): Arrive Fort Lauderdale 7 am

Booking is Open NOW - Cabins Going Fast!

If you've already booked for JoCo Cruise 2021, we thank you very much for joining us!

For everyone else, booking is open now, and we recommend you don't delay; JoCo Cruise 2021 is already 60% sold out. (And that's with NO general public announcement or marketing. Thank you, Sea Monkeys!) Neptune and Signature Suites are already entirely sold out, and both Interior and Ocean-view Staterooms are almost gone as well.

So for the best current selection of cabin type, it's best that you act now! Use the following PERSONALIZED link, which will automatically connect you to your JoCo Cruise User Account (please don't share it with others):

<Personalized booking link here>

Discounts

Complete information about pricing and discounts can be found on our 2021 Pricing page. https://jococruise.com/2021pricing
Below is a brief summary of the discounts https://jococruise.com/2021pricing#discounts available this year:

  • Early Booking Discount - $75 per person (Bookings made on or before April 1, 2020)
  • Returning Monkey Discounts
    Returning Monkey Discounts come in two flavors this year:
    • MonoMonkey Discount - $50 per berth if your booking's Primary Contact has sailed on one previous JoCo Cruise
    • MultiMonkey Discount - $125 per berth if your booking's Primary Contact has sailed on two or more previous JoCo Cruises.
  • 4% Pay in Full Discount
  • Discounts for the littl'uns (as 3rd or 4th passengers of a booking):
    • Toddler/Infant Discount - $400 per toddler/infant (under 3)
    • Child Discount - $250 per child (ages 3-12)

Again, please see the 2021 Pricing page for complete details and terms for the above discounts. https://jococruise.com/2021pricing#discounts

And as a reminder, if you have an existing JoCo Cruise User Account, you must log into your account when booking to make sure all applicable discounts get applied to your booking. Alternately, use thie personalized link here:

<personalized booking link here>

Wait List

Reminder: if your preferred cabin type is sold out, you may add yourself to the wait list for any cabin type. “Sold Out” cabins may occasionally become available due to cancellations, inventory adjustment, etc.; we will notify you if any cabins in your desired category (or categories) become available.
https://jococruise.com/2021-wait-list/

  • NOTE: first priority goes to those on the wait list who are already booked on JoCo Cruise 2021, but are seeking to switch to another cabin category.

387 days!

THO.


[December 12, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2021: Booking Confirmation jc11_XXXXXX

Hello! Thank you for joining us on JoCo Cruise 2021! This email confirms that your booking was successful. We can't wait to have you aboard!

Your JCC2021 Booking ID is jc11_XXXXXX

You've reserved a XX (Stateroom) stateroom for the following passengers: NAME AND NAME

Your JoCo Cruise User Account:

You can access your account at https://jococruise.com/2021/account/

Your payment:

This email constitutes our receipt of your initial JoCo Cruise 2021 payment of $$$$. You will be able to check your payment status, view the deposit schedule, and make additional payments through your User Account page.

Discount eligibility

Please note that the “Returning Monkey” and other discounts are subject to eligibility requirements. If discounts have been applied for which you're ineligible, we will update your balance due and notify you. If you did not receive a discount for which you are eligible, please email us at booking@jococruise.com and we’ll get it straightened out for you!

Wait list

If your preferred cabin type was sold out, you may add yourself to the wait list for any cabin type. “Sold Out” cabins may occasionally become available due to cancellations, inventory adjustment, etc.; we will notify you (on a first-come, first-served basis) if any cabins in your desired category (or categories) become available.
https://jococruise.com/2021-wait-list/

What happens next?

Later this year, you'll receive instructions to complete the Holland America Online Check-In process (including a Holland America Booking Number, which is different from your JoCo Cruise Booking ID), which will allow you to print your boarding documents, set up your Onboard Expense Account, and so forth.

Passport/travel documents

Please make sure all parties traveling have passports (or equivalent proof of citizenship/travel documentation—visit the Holland America FAQ (under “Cruise Preparation”) to see what type of travel documentation will be required for you) valid for the duration of the cruise. DO NOT WAIT until the last minute to get your travel documentation in order.
https://www.hollandamerica.com/en_US/faq.html

Travel arrangements: flights, hotels, shuttles, and getting to the ship

In the coming weeks/months, we'll provide detailed and and helpful information for planning ahead for the 2021 JoCo Cruise. If you need to see options in the meantime, The 2020 Pre-Cruise and Post-Cruise Planning Page (for the cruise sailing in March of 2020, not 2021!) can provide a good baseline of things to expect (the dates are different though). NOTE: for 2021, JoCo Cruise will be not be arranging any special pre-cruise hotel rates/rooms for our passengers.
https://jococruise.com/pre-cruise/

Travel insurance

Travel insurance is not included in the JoCo Cruise 2021 cruise price, but we strongly suggest purchasing it through a third party. Each year there have been passengers who have needed to cancel for a wide variety of reasons (including adverse weather, cabinmates backing out, and unforeseen financial hardship), so we highly recommend it. For complete peace of mind, you may wish to consider a policy that allows “Cancel for Any Reason” coverage.

One travel insurance source we recommend is Yonder, which aggregates plans from many providers.
https://www.insureyonder.com/affiliate/JoCoCruise

While travel insurance can be purchased just about any time, the most flexible plans generally must be purchased within 14 days of your initial booking; some travel insurance policies require purchase within one day of booking in order to be covered for pre-existing conditions.

If you use our link to Yonder, you can select the United States as your destination; if you’ve used the above link, on the next screen it’ll automatically select “Cruise” for your type of trip further in the quote process.)

Get excited!

You know what? It's going to be great. Follow us on social media at @jococruise, on the website at www.jococruise.com, and via our reasonably-regular emails. One of our favorite parts about the cruise is watching the whole thing take shape as people like you get involved and make even more fun things happen. We'll alert you via email as exciting things come together, but we'll try not to be too spammy about it. Please respond to this email with any questions about your booking. If you have other questions or concerns, you can always reach us at info@jococruise.com, or you can call us at (256) 3-GO-JCCC ((256) 346-5222).

We'll be in touch soon. Thank you for booking!

Beep Bop Boop Blorp,

The JoCo Cruise Automated Response Robot


As a reminder, booking for JoCo Cruise 2021 opens today (December 12th) at 12:12 pm EST.

JoCo Cruise 2021 - March 6-13, 2021
on Holland America's ms Nieuw Amsterdam
Sailing from Fort Lauderdale, FL

Complete pricing, discount and deposit/payment schedule info can be found on our 2021 Pricing page. You can also check out our 2021 FAQ, cancellation policy, Code of Conduct and Terms & Conditions.
https://jococruise.com/2021pricing/
https://jococruise.com/2021faq/
https://jococruise.com/2021faq/#what-is-your-cancellation-policy
https://jococruise.com/2021faq/#the-joco-cruise-code-of-conduct
https://jococruise.com/terms-and-conditions-2021/

Once booking opens and you wish to book, you can use the following PERSONALIZED link—please don't share it with others:

BOOKING LINK FOR <NAME>

The above link is customized to your existing JoCo Cruise User Account. It should automatically log you into your account, which in turn should automatically fill in some of your personal information during the booking process, and apply any relevant discounts to your booking, including any Returning Monkey discount you may qualify for (assuming your account’s “Past Cruises” information is accurate).

The booking process will walk you through the necessary steps of choosing a cabin type, entering passenger information (yours should be pre-filled based on the information in your User Account), and submitting payment.

A Few Booking Notes

  • If you don't have complete information for the passengers in your booking, the system gives you the option to enter that information later, and/or to invite others to fill out their information on your booking.
    • PLEASE note that, to qualify for applicable discounts, you must submit deposits for all planned passengers in your cabin. For example, if you purchase a single occupancy cabin and later decide to upgrade to double occupancy, your added passenger may not be eligible for any or all of the currently-applicable discounts.
    • If others in your booking have an existing JoCo Cruise User Account, pretty please invite them to connect and log in via that account; doing so will keep their JoCo Cruise history accurate.
    • If they cruise with us regularly and do not yet have a User Account, please invite them to create one.
  • If your preferred cabin type is sold out, you may add yourself to the wait list for any cabin type. “Sold Out” cabins may occasionally become available due to cancellations, inventory adjustment, etc.; we will notify you if any cabins in your desired category (or categories) become available. https://jococruise.com/2021-wait-list/
    • NOTE: first priority goes to those on the wait list who are already booked on JoCo Cruise 2021, but are seeking to switch to another cabin category.
  • Finally, if you encounter any problems or issues during booking, or don't receive a discount you believe your booking qualifies for, please email us at booking@jococruise.com.

“Sea” you soon? (Nah; never mind. Ignore that, it's bad.)

THO.


[December 10, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2021 - One Followup Note

One Minor Correction

The pricing table below lists prices per CABIN, not per person as described in the previous email.

The 2021 Pricing page still provides a complete breakdown of cabin types and prices. (And please note that on the Pricing page, prices are listed per person)
https://jococruise.com/2021pricing

Fill, o fill the pirate glass,

THO.


[December 10, 2019] JoCo Cruise 2021 - On Sale December 12th!

JoCo Cruise 2021 - On Sale 12/12 at 12:12!

Booking for JoCo Cruise 2021 will open in just a few short days. BUT…we're not yet publicly shouting this fact far and wide (on social media, in the streets, etc.). For now, we're only notifying you, the folks on our JoCo Cruise mailing list, so that you can get the “first crack” at booking before we announce it to the wide, wide world in early 2020.

Be forewarned: when JoCo Cruise 2020 booking launched, over half the ship was booked in the first few weeks, and certain cabin categories sold out VERY QUICKLY. And this will only increase once we more widely announce booking.

Here's the salient details:

JoCo Cruise 2021 - March 6-13, 2021
on Holland America's ms Nieuw Amsterdam
sailing from Fort Lauderdale, FL
ports of call TBA
*

*We're still finalizing our 2021 itinerary, which will be announced in early 2020. But for now we can tell you:

  • We’re sailing from and returning to Fort Lauderdale. (Which I guess we just told you above. But still.)
  • We’ll visit three ports of call, which will offer a mix of beaches, cultural experiences, and a good host venue for our Land Concert.
  • The itinerary will not be a “carbon copy” of any recent JoCo Cruise sailings.

Your initial deposit is as low as $100 per person, and is fully refundable through April 30, 2020 (see below). So there's truly no risk, and every reason to jump on this opportunity!

JoCo Cruise 2021 Booking Opens Thursday, December 12, 2019 at 12:12 pm EST

If you already have a JoCo Cruise User Account, we will email you a customized link on Thursday morning that will automatically log you into your User Account. (You can also log in manually if you don't use the provided link, but we strongly recommend you use the link, it'll save you potential headache later.)

For everyone else, here's the main 2021 booking page:

https://booking.jococruise.com/2021/book

Prices and Discounts

Visit our 2021 Pricing page https://jococruise.com/2021pricing
for a complete breakdown of cabin types and prices. But here's the 2021 cabin pricing in handy-dandy, compact table form. All prices listed are per-person per CABIN, and reflect our “all-in” pricing—they include cruise fare, government taxes/fees, and pre-paid gratuities:

Complete information about pricing and discounts can be found on our 2021 Pricing page. https://jococruise.com/2021pricing
Below is a brief summary of the discounts https://jococruise.com/2021pricing#discounts available this year:

  • Early Booking Discount - $75 per person (Bookings made on or before April 1, 2020)
  • Returning Monkey Discounts
    Returning Monkey Discounts come in two flavors this year:
    • MonoMonkey Discount - $50 per berth if your booking's Primary Contact has sailed on one previous JoCo Cruise
    • MultiMonkey Discount - $125 per berth if your booking's Primary Contact has sailed on two or more previous JoCo Cruises.
  • 4% Pay in Full Discount
  • Discounts for the littl'uns (as 3rd or 4th passengers of a booking):
    • Toddler/Infant Discount - $400 per toddler/infant (under 3)
    • Child Discount - $250 per child (ages 3-12)

Again, please see the 2021 Pricing page for complete details and terms for the above discounts. https://jococruise.com/2021pricing#discounts

Initial Deposits - as Little as $100 Per Person

Anyone currently booked on JoCo Cruise 2020 qualifies for the following special, reduced initial deposit amount if you book on or before March 6, 2020:

  • Bookings made on or before March 6: $100 per person
  • An additional $400 per person (total of $500 per person) is due by March 31, 2020

All other bookings (i.e., anyone not currently booked on JCC2020, and/or JCC2020 passengers who book after March 6) require an initial deposit of $500 per person.

The 2021 Pricing page has the complete deposit schedule. All deposits are 100% refundable until May 1, 2020.

Club SRO

We're once again offering Club SRO on JoCo Cruise 2021, for those passengers who are willing to forego guaranteed seats at the nightly Main Concerts in return for a $125 credit to their onboard account. Complete info about Club SRO can be found in our FAQ. Availability is limited.
https://jococruise.com/2021faq/#what-is-club-sro

You'll be prompted during the booking process to select the option to be considered for Club SRO. If you wish to join after having completed booking, you can fill out the JoCo Cruise 2021 “I Want to Join Club SRO” Application.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWPVWnxMEhpiLgYY6_l94rNUdDUaLMo0Or0OhvWn0vOyBmWQ/viewform

Stateroom Placement Requests

If you plan to have stateroom placement requests (e.g., a specific cabin number, deck, or general location, etc.), please see our FAQ item regarding placement requests. This will help familiarize you with the potential issues involved, and will greatly assist you when it comes time to book your cabin and make your requests.
https://jococruise.com/2021faq/#can-i-make-stateroom-placement

Pour, o pour the pirate sherry, and we'll see you on Thursday!

THO.


[November 21, 2019] JoCo Cruise: 🚨2020 Last Chance🚨, 2021 dates 📅, & JoCo Carbon Roadmap 🌱

<Editor’s note: Please note that this email was sent to folx not currently booked for JoCo Cruise 2020.: “You are receiving this email because you elected to join the JoCo Cruise mailing list, and/or were a passenger on a previous JoCo Cruise.”>

Hi there, mailing list members. We've got various bits of news we thought might be relevant to your interests…

JoCo Cruise 2020 - Lineup

In case you haven't seen us talking about it on the various social media, here's the current lineup for JoCo Cruise 2020:

  • Jonathan Coulton
  • Jim Boggia
  • Quelle Chris
  • Kelly Sue DeConnick
  • Tybee Diskin
  • Matt Fraction
  • Vance Gilbert
  • Jean Grae
  • John Hodgman
  • N. K. Jemisin
  • ZoĂ« Keating
  • Yoon Ha Lee
  • Molly Lewis
  • Aimee Mann
  • Clint McElroy
  • Griffin McElroy
  • Justin McElroy
  • Rachel McElroy
  • Sydnee McElroy
  • Travis McElroy
  • Mega Ran
  • Paul and Storm
  • Liz Phair
  • Rebecca Roanhorse
  • John Roderick
  • Riz Rollins
  • Pat Rothfuss
  • John Scalzi
  • Wil Wheaton

We'll also be featuring live editions of the My Brother, My Brother and Me and Sawbones podcasts!

More to come! We'll be announcing more additions to the lineup in the coming weeks and months. See the complete current lineup and read up on our guest artists on our Performers and Guests page. https://jococruise.com/guests/

NOTE: a small handful of cabins remain available for JoCo Cruise 2020. Just, you know, mentioning it. https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/book/describe-your-party/

JoCo Cruise Carbon Road Map

After numerous months of researching the topic and consulting with experts, JoCo Cruise is proud to announce The JoCo Cruise Carbon Roadmap, our new initiative to mitigate our event's carbon footprint. https://jococruise.com/carbon/

Our Carbon Roadmap page provides an overview of the current steps we're taking and plan to take in the future, as well as a link to our comprehensive Carbon Strategy Roadmap whitepaper, which details a thorough breakdown of our strategy and the reasoning and science behind it.

The page also includes a link to a fundraising page where Sea Monkeys (or anyone!) can donate to The Conservation Fund’s Upper Ouachita National Wildlife project, with the aim of mitigating the carbon cost of Sea Monkey air travel to and from current and previous JoCo Cruises. https://tcf-businesspartnerships.everydayhero.com/us/joco-cruise-2020

JoCo Cruise 2021 - Save the Date!

Some Qs and some As:

Q: Will there be a JoCo Cruise 2021?
A: YES! 2021 will also be our 10th anniversary sailing, for the record.

Q: When will it be?
A: March 6-13, 2021.

Q: Where will it be sailing from?
A: Fort Lauderdale, FL.

Q: Wait—isn't 2020 the 10th sailing? So how can 2021 be the 10th anniversary?
A: Well, the day you get married isn't your first anniversary. Same thing with cruises: the 11th sailing (2021) is the 10th anniversary.

Q: Oh, I get it. Numbers are weird, huh?
A: Sometimes, yes.

Q: When will we find out about the itinerary and pricing and when booking opens?
A: Soon™.

Q: Okay, good talk. Thank you.
A: That's not really a question, but you're very welcome.

Happy end-of-the-year,

THO.


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