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NOTE: The 2021 JoCo Cruise has been rescheduled to 2022. Please see 2022.
JoCo Cruise 2021 Sail Away…NOT!!!
Saturday, March 6, 2021 - 8 pm Eastern
[Announced February 18, 2021]
Join us at jococruise.com (or directly on our YouTube channel at bit.ly/SailAwayNOT) for some music, some Management Q&A, some special guests, and maybe a few surprises? (Yes, very probably.) And if you're not available to watch the event live, we'll keep it available for a short while for later viewing.
2021 VIRTUAL CRUISE
Dates: Saturday, April 10 - Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Cruise Line: NA
Location: The Internet
Official JoCo Cruise Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/dVT3E3raAc
|Saturday 10 April 21||The Internet|
|Sunday 11 April 21||The Internet|
|Monday 12 April 21||The Internet|
|Tuesday 13 April 21||The Internet|
|Wednesday 14 April 21||The Internet|
Announced: December 10, 2020
Initial Private Booking: NA
Initial Public Booking: NA
Itinerary announced: December 10, 2020
Itinerary revision: January 21, 2021
Initial Lineup announced: April 6, 2021.
Shadow Cruise event submission window open: February 18, 2021 - Wednesday, March 10, 2021.
Helper Application window open: Monday, March 29, 2021 - TBD
Cabin numbers assigned: NA
HAL booking numbers assigned: NA
Shore excursions on sale: NA
Booking closes: NA
Official Schedule: Released April 6, 2021 (4 days out)
See also: 2021 Activities
Official Event Links (all times ET):
Please note that many of the links are no longer publicly available.
- Saturday, April 10
- 12:00pm - Welcome “Aboard” from the Management
- 8:00pm - Opening Night Concert
- 9:00pm - We Got This With Mark & Hal (& Kelly Sue & Matt)
- 10:00pm - Dance Party with DJ Scalzi and DJ Riz
DJ Scalzi Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ctNjJZ5YYn4X1abV5G03B?si=pbJoxCKcSj2F6G4VgEYffg&nd=1
- Sunday, April 11
- 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/11/21)
- 8:00pm - Concert - Vance Gilbert
- 9:00pm - Celebrity Jackboxing
- Monday, April 12
- 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/12/21)
- 8:00pm - Carbon Wrangling for Fun & Profit: A Conversation with Julio Friedmann
- 9:00pm - Concert - MegaRan, The Doubleclicks, Gangstagrass
- Tuesday, April 13
- 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/13/21)
- 7:30pm - Fancy Pants Parade
- 8:00pm - Quarantine Creativity: How We Got Through 2020 & What We Learned From It
- 9:00pm - Comedy Night with Myq Kaplan, Jackie Kashian, Joyelle Nicole Johnson
- 10:00pm - Management Q&A - AFTER DARK!
- Wednesday, April 14
- 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/14/21)
- 8:00pm - Closing Concert with Jonathan Coulton and Friends
- 00:09:20 Jonathan Coulton - “I’m Your Moon”
- 00:12:56 Paul and Storm - “Another Version of You”
- 00:16:29 Jonathan Coulton - “A Talk with George”
- 00:19:50 Tawny Newsome and Bethany Thomas - “This Love of Ours” (originally performed by A Taste of Honey)
- 00:22:51 Ted Leo - “Óró Mo Bháidín” (traditional Irish folk song)
- 00:26:38 Jim Boggia - “I’ll Be Around” (originally performed by The Spinners)
- 00:31:45 The Doubleclicks - “Dimetrodon”
- 00:35:15 Lonesome Drew and the Cruise Pals - “Misery and Gin” (originally performed by Merle Haggard)
- 00:38:44 Jonathan Coulton - “Re: Your Brains”
- 00:43:18 Molly Lewis - “All My Teeth”
- 00:46:14 The Management - “First of May”
- 00:50:32 Jonathan Coulton and Friends - “Sloop John B” (originally performed by The Beach Boys)
Daily Newsletters: N/A
Nerd Boat Theme
Nerds Nerds on the open sea Pack your dice Come on and sail with me And JoCo We’ll shake off that February funk The coconut and the rum and lime will make us drunk You dress like Janeway I’ll dress like Doctor Who We nerds Adrift on the ocean breeze Sun and sand Mermaids and manatees And nerds Let’s sail away with nerds
Announced Saturday, March 6, 2021.
The full store will be opening Soon™, but in the meantime, check out the awesome poster art, by our friend Annie Wu…
Announced Monday, April 12, 2021.
The Shutternauts are proud to present the “10 years of JoCo Cruise” Photo Album.
Curated photos selected to highlight 10 full years of sailing on the JoCo Cruise. Presented through Shutterfly and available at Cost (No extra Charges).
This Photobook was created by the Shutternauts and presented as a gift to The JoCo Home Office. It is not sponsored by THO and none of the proceeds benefit the Shutternauts or THO.