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NOTE: The 2021 JoCo Cruise has been rescheduled to 2022. Please see 2022.

Saturday, March 6, 2021 - 8 pm Eastern

[Announced February 18, 2021]

Join us at jococruise.com (or directly on our YouTube channel at bit.ly/SailAwayNOT) for some music, some Management Q&A, some special guests, and maybe a few surprises? (Yes, very probably.) And if you're not available to watch the event live, we'll keep it available for a short while for later viewing.
https://jococruise.com/
https://youtu.be/EtM2NvwNYlg

Dates: Saturday, April 10 - Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Cruise Line: NA

Ship: NA

Location: The Internet

Not applicable.

Official JoCo Cruise Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/dVT3E3raAc

Announced: December 10, 2020

Initial Private Booking: NA

Initial Public Booking: NA

Itinerary announced: December 10, 2020

Itinerary revision: January 21, 2021

Initial Lineup announced: April 6, 2021.

Shadow Cruise event submission window open: February 18, 2021 - Wednesday, March 10, 2021.

Helper Application window open: Monday, March 29, 2021 - TBD

Cabin numbers assigned: NA

HAL booking numbers assigned: NA

Shore excursions on sale: NA

Booking closes: NA

Attendance: TBD

Official Schedule: Released April 6, 2021 (4 days out)

• PDF
• https://jocovirtualcruise2021.sched.com/

See also: 2021 Activities

Official Event Links (all times ET):

Please note that many of the links are no longer publicly available.

• Saturday, April 10
  • 12:00pm - Welcome “Aboard” from the Management
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4BS1YlQIw
  • 8:00pm - Opening Night Concert
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB54X6bprvU
  • 9:00pm - We Got This With Mark & Hal (& Kelly Sue & Matt)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBnv2MlzrPo
  • 10:00pm - Dance Party with DJ Scalzi and DJ Riz
    DJ Scalzi Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ctNjJZ5YYn4X1abV5G03B?si=pbJoxCKcSj2F6G4VgEYffg&nd=1
• Sunday, April 11
  • 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/11/21)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_BRtuW4oTw
  • 8:00pm - Concert - Vance Gilbert
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXUpRT6yHc
  • 9:00pm - Celebrity Jackboxing
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPdTo7NdZuA
• Monday, April 12
  • 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/12/21)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT-JVW5EFMA
  • 8:00pm - Carbon Wrangling for Fun & Profit: A Conversation with Julio Friedmann
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qwBifOTu6A
  • 9:00pm - Concert - MegaRan, The Doubleclicks, Gangstagrass
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7obR0_u5jw
• Tuesday, April 13
  • 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/13/21)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqBFFZY2CU
  • 7:30pm - Fancy Pants Parade
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPj4UVjEKrA
  • 8:00pm - Quarantine Creativity: How We Got Through 2020 & What We Learned From It
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSC6QhaXNI
  • 9:00pm - Comedy Night with Myq Kaplan, Jackie Kashian, Joyelle Nicole Johnson
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_lUUWkXM3E
  • 10:00pm - Management Q&A - AFTER DARK!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubM3cPwoYFk
• Wednesday, April 14
  • 12:00pm - Daily Check-in with Coach Cruise and Pals (4/14/21)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEH2xAMAwU4
  • 8:00pm - Closing Concert with Jonathan Coulton and Friends
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD4UhMom9kc
    Performers/Songs:
    • 00:09:20​ Jonathan Coulton - “I’m Your Moon”
    • 00:12:56​ Paul and Storm - “Another Version of You”
    • 00:16:29​ Jonathan Coulton - “A Talk with George”
    • 00:19:50​ Tawny Newsome and Bethany Thomas - “This Love of Ours” (originally performed by A Taste of Honey)
    • 00:22:51​ Ted Leo - “Óró Mo Bháidín” (traditional Irish folk song)
    • 00:26:38​ Jim Boggia - “I’ll Be Around” (originally performed by The Spinners)
    • 00:31:45​ The Doubleclicks - “Dimetrodon”
    • 00:35:15​ Lonesome Drew and the Cruise Pals - “Misery and Gin” (originally performed by Merle Haggard)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybo_LTBzmA
    • 00:38:44​ Jonathan Coulton - “Re: Your Brains”
    • 00:43:18​ Molly Lewis - “All My Teeth”
    • 00:46:14​ The Management - “First of May”
    • 00:50:32​ Jonathan Coulton and Friends - “Sloop John B” (originally performed by The Beach Boys)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mxUL67at6E

• Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtnO7ww5w_t8S-zLPZyMgncWu_TBgSiQ_

Guidebook: N/A

Daily Newsletters: N/A

• TBA

Nerd Boat Theme
https://youtu.be/a-JnGdICt5I
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-829464126/nerd-boat

Lyrics:

Nerds
Nerds on the open sea
Pack your dice
Come on and sail with me

And JoCo
We’ll shake off that February funk
The coconut and the rum and lime will make us drunk

You dress like Janeway
I’ll dress like Doctor Who

We nerds
Adrift on the ocean breeze
Sun and sand
Mermaids and manatees
And nerds
Let’s sail away with nerds

Announced Saturday, March 6, 2021.
http://bit.ly/jococruisemerch
https://store.dftba.com/collections/joco-cruise

The full store will be opening Soon™, but in the meantime, check out the awesome poster art, by our friend Annie Wu…
https://www.anniewuart.com

Announced Monday, April 12, 2021.

The Shutternauts are proud to present the “10 years of JoCo Cruise” Photo Album.
Curated photos selected to highlight 10 full years of sailing on the JoCo Cruise. Presented through Shutterfly and available at Cost (No extra Charges).

This Photobook was created by the Shutternauts and presented as a gift to The JoCo Home Office. It is not sponsored by THO and none of the proceeds benefit the Shutternauts or THO.
https://www.shutterfly.com/share-product/?shareid=b73c142c-ffa3-45e6-ae0e-200e2b60aa64&cid=SHARPRDWEBMPRLNK 35